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 A Nip on the Nads Nets Man $1,000,000 | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/14/2001 | | |  |
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BROOKLYN - A nip on the groin would really bite for many people, however, it has made Gabriel Febbraio a millionaire. A jury in Brooklyn awarded $500,000 for past pain and suffering and $500,000 for future pain and suffering for the treatment and injuries he suffered when an 80-pound pit bull bit him in the groin. Febbraio told the jury he was returning to his mother´s two-family home in Bensonhurst in to retrieve a pair of gloves when he encountered Peter Borchelt, one of the nation´s foremost animal behaviorists, and the dog on the street. Borchelt assured Febbrario the dog was secure, however, the dog broke free and attacked him, biting him in the groin and tearing off the end of his penis. Borchelt testified the animal wasn´t vicious and that he was training it for its owner. But under cross-examination, he conceded he was aware of two prior attacks by the dog.
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OUCH!!!!!
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brandon13
(01.17.2001 8:34:00 PM EST)
THATS GOTTA STING!!!!
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hmmmm
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started by
molson116
(01.16.2001 2:49:38 AM EST)
i guess that means he wont be getting head ever again
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owch
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started by
DogBreath
(01.15.2001 12:30:19 PM EST)
Nope in this case the settlement wasn't enough.
No way having the tip of your dick bitten off by a pit bull is worth $500000. I am sure the dog would have been happy to do it for free.
Woof.The Dog Man has spoken.
Woof.
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Ouch!
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started by
greenapplesplatters
(01.14.2001 0:32:27 AM EST)
Cripes, that dog would have made Lorina Bobbitt proud ...Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!
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