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CAIRO - The old adage Don´t bite the hand that feeds you should be extended to include Don´t cut off the ear the man who signs your paycheck. According to police officials, Ihab Fiqi was fired and jailed after getting in an argument with his boss, Mohamed Hassan, and stabbing him in the ear. Fiqi, an Egyptian officer, apparently disagreed with Hassan´s accusation that he was tardy, so he lunged at him with a pen-knife. Fiqi was sacked and sentenced to 15 days detention.
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Never Again
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started by
Surlydwarf
(01.15.2001 9:43:59 AM EST)
He won't be able to call the house lookin for ya again... At least with that ear... at least for a couple of months eh???
Bedouin Bedlam
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started by
greenapplesplatters
(01.15.2001 8:26:44 AM EST)
Typical sand people...Maybe he had the towel wrapped around his head too tight.
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