It Really Sucks to be Him
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/16/2001
INDIA - Here´s a shuddering thought. An Indian doctor has removed a four-inch leech that had been inside a schoolboy´s nostril for three days. The 10-year-old boy, Akhil, thinks the leech may have climbed up his nose while he was drinking water from a tap. He said it made him feel dizzy and made his nose bleed. According to Dr. Sukhdev Singh, of the Chandigarh General Hospital, it was the first time he had seen a leech up a patient´s nostril during his 15-year career. When Akhil splashed water on his face, the leech appeared and Singh pulled it out with a pair of forceps. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Good Lord! (0 replies) started by TheBrat (01.18.2001 11:45:48 AM EST) Good Lord Lady! Your husband is right! You have WAY too much time on your hands! Go clean the toilet!

WTF (0 replies) started by thepoker (01.18.2001 9:29:46 AM EST) What the hell do you want us to do about it? We're not going to act as your shrink.

bitch (0 replies) started by barney (01.17.2001 8:13:29 PM EST) Hey dragonlover, shut upor divorce him. barney

Are We Really Equal? (3 replies) started by dragonlover (01.17.2001 3:20:51 PM EST) As American women, we are supposed to have the same rights as men, right? Okay, so there are laws in place to allow us to be "equal" in the workplace, socitey, etc. Sure, and you can probably name a million little incidences and loopholes that prove otherwise. So can I. But I'm not talking about "the real world". Let's talk about equality in your own home. Okay, MY own home. I can't speak for you. Now, here's a little background. I work full time. So does my husband. We both make about the same amount of money (not enough), and put in about the same amount of effort for our jobs each week (too much). So where's the problem? Dividing up the chores. I don't know if it's the way he was raised, if it's the testosterone, or what, but I can promise you, I put in an extra 40 hours a week inside the house; he might put in eight. In our house, we're as different as night and day. I have an aversion to cockroaches, he thinks letting the dog lick the plates is as good as washing them. I like seeing my floor, he considers the detrius as insulating, and the obstacles we have to stumble around as good excersize. Essentially, I'm human, and he's a housebroken bear with furniture. And arguing about it is useless. me: "Honey, can you please pick up your nasty socks?" he: "Why? They're all in a nice, neat little pile." me: "Right in the middle of the living room floor. Look! The dog won't even come near them. Last time she made the mistake of sniffing them, she went into convusions, and hasn't been right since." he: "What makes you think I want to touch them, then?" Or: he:(from the garage) "Where's my drill?" me: "It's not my job to keep track of your toys. Where did you last use it?" he: "In the bedroom." me: "Then why don't you start looking there?" (duh) (at this point in time, the noxious socks have crawled into the bedroom under their own power) he: (from the bedroom, now) "I don't see it." me: "Try looking under stuff." (most likely under the socks) he: "Owch!" (pause) "I think I found it." (at this point, he comes limping out of the bedroom, grabs his wallet, and keys) me: "Where are you going?" he: "To get a new drill. You think I want to dig for it under THAT pile?" Of course, he really believes he's being equal.... he: "I'll take care of the yard, and you take care of the inside of the house," (mind you, he says this with complete innocence). (sigh) Never get into a battle of wits with an unarmed man. I finally took care of the socks, by the way. When they started radomly wandering around the house under their own power, I doused them with salt. They acted just like slugs.

leech boy (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.17.2001 4:57:34 AM EST) the dumd ass kid should blown his nose on a fuckin leaf or whatever other shit the kid had to use and ate the leech probably the only decent thing he had to eat all week

nasty (0 replies) started by johnnymjlj (01.16.2001 6:30:26 PM EST) thats something I could do with out damn

ew (0 replies) started by devious (01.16.2001 5:38:06 PM EST) obviously the kid didn't wash for 3 days... the leech was probably helping him by sucking all the 3rd world bacteria and shit outta him.

They found it ? (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.16.2001 2:15:07 PM EST) They found it after he splashed water on his face ? Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

leech free india (0 replies) started by mattch666 (01.16.2001 1:32:07 PM EST) those poor bastards. what they need is to procreate more so that there's no room for the leeches.

Andrews gaf (1 reply) started by brianmartin (01.16.2001 12:11:50 PM EST) I hate god Hasta la victoria siempre!

fuck off (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.16.2001 4:53:52 AM EST) jchl,chk,j

Shit (0 replies) started by molson116 (01.16.2001 2:47:13 AM EST) Fuggin third world countries man, they need some clean water with out shit and piss and leeches in it.

Close call............ (0 replies) started by dave3236 (01.16.2001 0:56:45 AM EST) It's a good thing the young lad wasn't peeing in the water. Superdave

stupid... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.16.2001 0:35:14 AM EST) Pointless story.. really.. not funny

BOY (0 replies)   started by donut38 (01.16.2001 0:03:20 AM EST) WHAT A BOOGER

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