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Love Train Brought to Screeching Halt

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/17/2001
 
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HANNOVER, Germany - Have you ever been involved in such a passionate embrace that it felt as if the Earth stopped revolving? An amorous German couple didn´t quite stop the world, but they did bring a train to a screeching halt when the young girl grabbed the emergency cord while making love with her boyfriend in the toilet. The driver of the train found the couple having sex in the lavatory when he came to investigate who had caused the emergency stop. The young beau was so enraged that he tried to punch the driver. He was later arrested.

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cool id love that (0 replies)
started by desiree1006
(01.17.2002 9:26:52 AM EST)

she must have had a great orgasm
choo!choo!

i am 20 yr old who works in customer service and i love sex jokes and funny things because i love to have sex

The words... (0 replies)
started by spankboy
(01.20.2001 9:26:48 AM EST)

'train' and 'tunnel' come to mind.

An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

The words... (0 replies)
started by spankboy
(01.20.2001 7:26:18 AM EST)

'train' and 'tunnel' come to mind.

An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

Imperfectum futuru. (1 reply)
started by lesk
(01.19.2001 9:29:36 PM EST)

What an outstanding exaple of "coitus interruptus"

wassup (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.19.2001 6:42:19 PM EST)

hi everybody

wassup (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.19.2001 6:41:23 PM EST)

that train guy was a interrupter

darn driver (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.18.2001 7:26:58 PM EST)

let em finish !

whoa (0 replies)
started by wickedcircusfreak
(01.17.2001 2:56:41 PM EST)

(insert witty comment here)

Damn...

Of course he attacked the driver..... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(01.17.2001 11:47:50 AM EST)


....no man should interfere with another man's orgasm. He'd be a lot more subdued if the driver let him finish first. In fact, he could have been asleep!

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hmmm (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.17.2001 9:21:21 AM EST)

Come,Go, Stop

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

lol (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(01.17.2001 1:55:17 AM EST)

hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go..sometimes you just need a partner in the potty...eh heh


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NOT TOO SHABBY (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.17.2001 0:06:36 AM EST)

GOOD THING THEY DON`T HAVE THOSE ON AIRPLANES

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