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It´ll Be A Cold Day In Oregon Before I Go Back

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/19/2001
 
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OREGON - An airman who allegedly deserted Ellsworth Air Force

Base where he was stationed, survived in his car for

16 days under four feet of snow. Thomas Truett, 29,

left his post in South Dakota on December 3rd and

drove West, through North California, until his 1982

Mazda sports car became stuck in the wilderness of

Oregon. He attempted to walk out of the woods, but

weather conditions were too severe. He survived in his

automobile for 16 days with only a bottle of orange

juice and a package of M&Ms. When he was finally found

Truett had lost more than 20 pounds. Upon release from

the hospital he is to be turned over to the Air Force

where he will face federal desertion charges.

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Air Force Colonel (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.20.2001 10:48:36 PM EST)

WHAT A PUSSY!!!! He should have done what he learned in survival training.Jack off and live off your own sperm.OFF WE GO .......

Jeeez... (1 reply)
started by spankboy
(01.20.2001 7:16:38 AM EST)

somebody get Kathy Bates and a sledgehammer.

I came, I saw... no, I saw first, then I came. Actually I masturbated second... I forget how many times I came.

what you didn't hear (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.19.2001 3:45:52 PM EST)

You ask what he did about the sex situation for 16 days? Well, it turns out that he was fucking Polar bears as well!

Air Force??? (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.19.2001 9:08:53 AM EST)

Semper Fi, ya punk motherfucker!!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

That is why cops suck (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.19.2001 9:01:21 AM EST)

He was a cop and he couldnt handle the stress of not doing anything for 12 hours at a time. he is a wuss!! I am a marine and I know I can handle anything. HOOAH!

no shit (0 replies)  
started by barnyardstyle
(01.19.2001 0:02:23 AM EST)

i heard that weeks ago from every news source

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