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Amateur Kamikaze Attempts to Hijack Passenger Jet

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/21/2001
 
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NAIROBI, Kenya - A 27-year-old Kenyan passenger burst into the cockpit of a British Airways jet with 398 people aboard and grabbed the controls. He forced the Boeing 747-400 into two violent nosedives and managed to bite the captain´s ear in the process before passengers and crew subdued him. Most of the passengers aboard Flight 2069 were asleep or watching a movie when the man burst into the cockpit and grabbed the controls. Passengers screamed and the engines roared as the plane plummeted an estimated 10,000 feet, witnesses said. Airline officials are calling the attack a suicide attempt.

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Needed Sex (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.23.2001 9:28:48 PM EST)

I think this guy just needed a little POONTAIN!

hey (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.22.2001 9:38:16 AM EST)

I love the movie Airplane

When Karmer hears this the shits going to hit the fan

THE TRUTH IS SADDER THAN THE STORY (0 replies)
started by donut38
(01.21.2001 0:10:50 AM EST)

THIS POOR MAN HAS HAD HISTORY OF MENTAL EPISODES AS OF LATE HE BELIEVED THAT THE ARABS AR IRAQ PEOPLE WERE AFTER HIM

WHEN HE WAS ON THE AIRPLANE WITH NO CHANCE OF ESCAPE HE BELIEVED THAT THEY WERE SURROUNDING HIM AND GOING TO TO KILL HIM

THE SAD THING IS THAT THE AIRLINES KNEW OF HIS CONDITION AND HAD CERTIFIED HIM FIT TO FLY NO CHARGES WERE LAID

first. ya boy! roger's a... (0 replies)  
started by assfuck
(01.21.2001 0:07:04 AM EST)

congratulation on your first. roger's a dipshit.

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