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WASHINGTON - I would like to see how they explain this one to the insurance company. A house was being moved across a set of railroad tracks on the back of a truck when it was plowed into by an Amtrak train packed with sports fans. Police say the building was smashed to pieces, but nobody was hurt. Moments earlier, two men had been on the roof lifting overhead wires out of the way so they could move it across the tracks.
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oh boy!
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stupidfuck
(01.25.2001 3:10:37 PM EST)
frigging homewreckers!
jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!
ex
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Castaway
(01.25.2001 3:12:38 AM EST)
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"It really makes you stop and drink."
Figures
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Castaway
(01.25.2001 3:11:21 AM EST)
"When there's a tie at the train tracks nobody wins" If your from Washington like me you've seen the comercial!
"It really makes you stop and drink."
"OOOPS, BRAINFART!!!!!
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maddoggy23
(01.24.2001 6:04:24 AM EST)
Well, you know what they say about those overhead wires. They can have a nasty effect on the brain
I'm here
life
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cherrystimpy
(01.23.2001 5:09:41 PM EST)
to be old and wise one must first be young and stupid
Hmmmm.....
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.23.2001 4:43:54 PM EST)
Sounds like the gene pool could use a little chlorine...
=o)
there is a crack in my butt
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.23.2001 1:06:10 PM EST)
holy cow i just realized that i have a crack in butt. i am on my way to the doctors
...driving home from the bar one night, and this damned house just rolled right out in front of me - I swear...
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Huh?
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thelizard
(01.23.2001 8:40:45 AM EST)
We're just one gene from ape.
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
Darwin Awards
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.23.2001 1:39:27 AM EST)
Sounds like another one for the removal of the Gene-Pool.
TALK ABOUT
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donut38
(01.23.2001 0:11:44 AM EST)
BAD TIMING
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