Sacrificial Lamb Tells Owner To Take a Dive
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/24/2001
ALEXANDRIA, Egypt - A sacrificial lamb told its owner in its own words to eat sheep and die. Waheeb Hamoudah plummeted to his death when the sheep that he had been fattening up for the past six weeks on his rooftop butted him off. The 56-year-old worked in the police tax evasion department and planned to kill the lamb for Eid al-Adha, the Muslim feast of sacrifice, in early March. Neighbors found Hamoudah lying bleeding on the ground below, with several broken bones, Monday. He died soon after reaching hospital. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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wazzup (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.05.2001 8:20:18 PM EST) you have a bunch of funny stuff

Yeah (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.25.2001 9:30:47 AM EST) Yeah, yep,yup!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

hmm (0 replies) started by UNCLESLAM (01.25.2001 8:45:38 AM EST) kill you like a sacraficial lamb sonny, i mean sacrifice muslims.

THE END IS NEAR (0 replies) started by blazed3wayz (01.24.2001 4:00:15 PM EST) THE ANIMALS ARE OUT TO KILL US,GREENPEACE MUST BE SO HAPPY it not what you can do for your country, it's how your country can fuck you over.

... This is not a good situation.. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.24.2001 3:54:51 PM EST) It's very baaaaaaaaaaaaaad

Add one for the Sheep (0 replies) started by SilentSpeedy (01.24.2001 11:33:43 AM EST) That must earn that sheep a place on budha's richt side, I mean sacravicing a human and all. Bet the neighbor lady would like to borrow that sheep.

hey (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.24.2001 9:05:19 AM EST) he be forever remembered as the sheep man

HOW CAN YOU HAVE A FEAST (0 replies) started by seven82 (01.24.2001 8:10:12 AM EST) WHEN YOU SACRIFICE WHAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO EAT? I am who I am, stop trying to change me.

Sheep 1 Raghead 0 (0 replies) started by thejudgerules (01.24.2001 2:24:42 AM EST) And this final score just in from Alexandria, Egypt: SHEEP 1 RAGHEAD 0 thejudgerules

THAT`S WHAT YOU GET (0 replies) started by donut38 (01.24.2001 1:49:07 AM EST) FOR WORKING WITHOUT A NET I WONDER IS ROOF TOP RANCHING GAINING IN POPULARITY ?????

Walk .... (0 replies) started by luvly1 (01.24.2001 1:43:54 AM EST) ...like an Egyptian!....

56 years later.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.24.2001 1:04:01 AM EST) ...and some people still haven't learned their lesson. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

You don't keep a sheep on yer roof (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (01.24.2001 0:03:14 AM EST) You keep it in yer bedroom

You don't keep a sheep on yer roof (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (01.24.2001 0:02:41 AM EST) You keep it in yer bedroom

A sign (0 replies)   started by paranorml (01.23.2001 11:53:36 AM EST) You can't blame the lamb for this one ... It was either him or the religous lunatic ... What is it with religous types and sheep anyways?

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