Twins Born a Millennium Apart
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/25/2001
WEYMOUTH - Twins Aaron and Luke Hegenberger were born just eight minutes apart. What makes their arrival unique is that they were born in different millennia. Aaron was born at 11:53 p.m., Dec. 31, 2000; at the South Shore Hospital in Weymouth, Mass., and his brother came along eight minutes later, at 12:01 a.m., Jan. 1, 2001. This is terrific, Dr. Robert Vanderlin, who delivered the twins said, What you have is one born in each millennium. The babies came early for Debra Hegenberger of Pembroke, Mass., who wasn´t due until early February. She and her husband, John, had been planning to watch the New Year´s Eve celebrations on television. When I got back to the room (after the births), I said, ´Geez, we missed the ball dropping, said Hegenberger. The new parents said they don´t know yet just how they´ll celebrate the boys´ birthdays in years to come. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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i have to agree (0 replies) started by supertex (04.11.2001 11:13:08 PM EST) there was no year 0 so technically the millenium would begin on 2001....if it started on 2000 then that would only be 999 years, not a full millenium

Anonymous Idiots (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.01.2001 1:57:01 PM EST) Look... the first year was 1... the first thousand years were (count 'em with me) 1,2,3... 1000. The second millenium (thousand years) started in 1001... and so on. Also, "whom" should be used as an indirect object... not a direct one as in. "I can't believe a doctor, whom is along with likely some kind of degree,"... that Anonymouse Goofball is an idiot in many ways.

Anonymous your a fuckin tard (0 replies) started by DamienX (01.27.2001 6:18:32 PM EST) There was no year 0 you stupid fuck so they were born in two different milennia's, you must be the most ignorant fucking idiot, get a fuckin clue before you post stupid shit like that motherfucker. DamienX

Anonymous is a moron (0 replies) started by FooFerX (01.27.2001 4:33:14 AM EST) YOU'RE the fuckin ignorant moron you stupid bitch. The real millenium didn't start until 2001. Ask anyone, and they'll tell you. No wonder you kept anonymous. Keep your moronic comments to yourself.

Anonymous is a moron (0 replies) started by FooFerX (01.27.2001 4:32:52 AM EST) YOU'RE the fuckin ignorant moron you stupid bitch. The real millenium didn't start until 2001. Ask anyone, and they'll tell you. No wonder you kept anonymous. Keep your moronic comments to yourself.

Search for Dorm Strip (0 replies) started by Shawniscool (01.26.2001 11:54:38 PM EST) You wont be disappointed. I know i wasnt. (Hehehe)

Search for Dorm Strip (0 replies) started by Shawniscool (01.26.2001 11:53:47 PM EST) You wont bve disappointed. I know i wasnt. (Hehehe)

stupid (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.26.2001 12:18:01 PM EST) This is not an accurate story. The 2 babies were born in the same millenium, not in 2 diffrent ones. I can't believe a doctor, whom is along with likely some kind of degree, should have some common sense and not complete ignorance, but hey, anything's possible. 2000 and 2001 are in the same millenia. If it was 1999 and 2000, it would be 2 separate millenia. But hello, 2000 and 2001 are both part of the 2000 to 2999 millenium! So I don't understand how someone can be so ignorant as to try to create a story as idiotic as this when it's not even a real story, and then the fact that it made it to goofball.com. However, one of the things on goofball is the large collection of funny stories/pics. So, I can from that point see why it's here. But still it is in no way a real story, as 2000 and 2001 are in the same millenium.

Well, (0 replies) started by JethroSkywalker (01.25.2001 7:00:17 PM EST) Must have been a slow day for idiots and city-dwellers... "Honey, I didn't mean it like that!"

DJ-1 (0 replies) started by kibitzer12 (01.25.2001 1:32:58 PM EST) This is cool. My home town made Goofball.com headlines. Yeah Weymouth!!!!! DJ-1

Yeah (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.25.2001 9:27:54 AM EST) Yeah,yep,yup!!!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

The second baby is brain damaged! (1 reply) started by DogBreath (01.25.2001 9:00:23 AM EST) The second baby suffered severe brain hemorhaging from the doctor pushing him back in several times like a human dildo in order to be on local television. The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

hmm (0 replies) started by UNCLESLAM (01.25.2001 8:48:07 AM EST) they're so upset about missing the ball dropping that they seem to forgotten the special benifits of the results of his ball dropping in her. Magical Millenial Twins!

this is so stupid (0 replies) started by kngnothen (01.25.2001 0:12:41 AM EST) god this isnt weird it happend like 850 times last year god this sux so much fat dik that its not funny and ur all homos

SPOILER (0 replies) started by donut38 (01.25.2001 0:05:28 AM EST) HE WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN

First (0 replies)   started by estoude1 (01.25.2001 0:03:49 AM EST) Hey, I'm just thankful someone finally figured this millenium shit out. Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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