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Humankind´s Evolution Continues in Seattle

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/26/2001
 
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SEATTLE - Seattle residents were enjoying a chuckle Tuesday as

they wondered who, or what, planted a rectangular

black monolith in a popular park on the first day of

2001. The 9-foot steel box was an obvious salute to

the classic Stanley Kubrick film 2001: A Space

Odyssey, in which a similar-looking object pops up in

a prehistoric setting and radiates a form of energy

that somehow kicks in the development of human-like

intelligence among the local apes. I feel my

intelligence increasing by the moment, passerby Denny

Sargent joked to the Seattle Times. The only

indication that earthly beings were behind its

planting was some soil packed around the base and some

bottle tops, indicating the crew apparently paused for

some liquid refreshments.

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What the hell was that about? (0 replies)
started by alliedfox
(01.29.2001 5:50:06 PM EST)

I didn't read it, but i wanna know what it was about....

The lights are on but no ones home...........

What next... (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.29.2001 9:13:47 AM EST)

What next ? Anal probes at the zoo?!?

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

????2001?????? (1 reply)
started by 876543219999999
(01.26.2001 8:44:21 PM EST)

This fuckin' story is over three fuckin' weeks old! Wow, you guys are slow as shit; and you suck.

HAL was right (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.26.2001 6:23:34 PM EST)

He apologized to Dave for conducting a psychological exam,
and continued with another test to see their response to a
belief that he/it had erred.Without HAL, the mission,not known
to SAL, could not be completed.

And then HAL dreamed Dave as a dying god.

Oh the promises of the 60's, and the despair of being a reserve
currency.



Better a 9-foot steel box... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(01.26.2001 1:46:35 AM EST)


...than a 6 foot pine box.

(Ok, I got nothin'!)

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

That's incredible!!!!! (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(01.26.2001 0:56:43 AM EST)

Wish I was there for it. Better yet I wish I had thought it of it myself....

I'm more or less bad ass.

DON`T YA JUST LOVE IT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.26.2001 0:02:40 AM EST)

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