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Science On The Brink Of Eliminating Need For Women

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/27/2001
 
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JAPAN - Researchers, feverishly working on the infant science

of cloning, believe they have discovered a way to

reprogram male reproductive cells into producing eggs.

Japanese scientists have been attempting to clone only

the seed for a new baby instead of the baby itself.

The incredible by-product of this research is a

technique to alter the sexual characteristics of

human chromosomes. If successful men can be both father and mother of children.

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started by mikemelick
(02.11.2001 6:16:48 PM EST)

just make woman normal thats all I ask

No,No,No (1 reply)
started by thelizard
(01.29.2001 9:12:15 AM EST)

Nope, Ain't giving up pussah for noboby. No fricking embryo hatching this way.

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

This sucks (1 reply)
started by bigsexy99
(01.28.2001 11:12:36 PM EST)

WHu in the Hell you you want this to happen Having sex to mae babies is all part of the fun.

Nice try (0 replies)
started by loewenzahn
(01.28.2001 6:42:25 PM EST)

hahaha!
what a load of ...!

where is the fun in that? (0 replies)
started by homeo
(01.28.2001 5:37:57 PM EST)

science has once again run amok... leave it to scientists to now ruin sex.

Sounds good!! (0 replies)
started by silas4
(01.27.2001 9:11:21 PM EST)

The concept sounds very good. Probably will produce children who whine less. However, who gives birth? Hopefully, rent a uterix.

Sounds god (0 replies)
started by silas4
(01.27.2001 9:09:23 PM EST)

The concept sounds very good. Probably will produce children who whine less. However, who gives birth? Hopefully, rent a uterix.

Only in Japan (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.27.2001 8:13:31 PM EST)

No wonder they discovered this.. have you ever seen a Japenese women?

wow (0 replies)
started by wankstain
(01.27.2001 1:25:25 AM EST)

gives new meaning to the saying "go fuck yourself"

one person, two sets of genitals. more fun than most people have all their lives

that's just messed up (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(01.27.2001 0:10:30 AM EST)

sounds like something japanese would do though

first (0 replies)  
started by radder1
(01.27.2001 0:01:00 AM EST)

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