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Man Severs Penis in Bizarre Religious Movement

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/28/2001
 
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SAO PAULO - In order to bring himself closer to God, a 23-year

old convicted Brazilian rapist sliced off his own

penis and flushed it down the toilet. Flavio dos

Santos Cruz was found by prison guards screaming and

bleeding in his cell. It is written in Bible that if

a part of your body distances you from God, and makes

you commit a sin, you should cut it off, Cruz told

reporters. According to urologist Aerton Barbosa

Neves, who operated on Cruz, he will now have to

urinate through a tube, but can still impregnate

someone, albeit only with medical assistance.

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I'm all for it! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 1:39:27 PM EST)

Let's do this to all the rapists and child molestors, it would surely "cut" down on the number of repeat offenders!

shit!!!! (0 replies)
started by urging
(01.30.2001 10:10:27 PM EST)

look if ur going to rape some one than you should be raped your self but if you feel that u have to cut ur dick off after doing something like this you should just cut head head off too!!!

Dammn (0 replies)
started by VXRider800
(01.30.2001 9:43:21 PM EST)

shit that is one crazy mofo

Not litterally!! (0 replies)
started by Wherdafugameye
(01.29.2001 8:56:53 PM EST)

Why do people keep taking similies and metaphores in the Bible too literally? Talk about "missing the point". (Oh that's good... missing the point...)

o my god (0 replies)
started by ptownproject
(01.29.2001 2:59:46 PM EST)

shit, how can a man cut off his own joy, i mean if it were me, id say take my pride, but please god not my joy!!!

dumbass (2 replies)
started by ritm1
(01.29.2001 12:59:23 PM EST)

Why do we have them if we shouldn't use them?Does the bible really say that?If so,that's fucking sick!It also says to stone disobedient children.If you dont already know,that means hit them with rocks.Something is seriously wrong with that.

OK (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.29.2001 9:10:06 AM EST)

Yeah,yup,yep!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Should be done in the first place! (0 replies)
started by horwood00
(01.29.2001 8:55:32 AM EST)

He had the right idea.SHould be done to all scum.

Nothing like....a true... (0 replies)
started by luvly1
(01.29.2001 0:24:24 AM EST)

....believer!....HOLY GUACAMOLE!

stupid shit!!!! (2 replies)
started by tits2k
(01.28.2001 7:18:04 PM EST)

i mean come on...who in the fuck is stupid enough to believe some fucking jerk off?!?!?!?!?!?

good start (0 replies)
started by DORIS
(01.28.2001 5:53:47 PM EST)

now if we could all th other rapo's to follow suit!

I agree wif him... (0 replies)
started by spankboy
(01.28.2001 5:13:01 AM EST)

dath why I thevered my nongue lath nide.

An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

WHACK OFF? (1 reply)
started by thejudgerules
(01.28.2001 3:10:20 AM EST)

How wil he whack off now? VEEEEERRRRRRYYYY carefully.

thejudgerules

Darwin, Honorable Mention... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(01.28.2001 2:58:20 AM EST)


Okay, that tube thing is still out there, but what are the odds that some chick will want his kid and some doctor would help 'em out? I think it's safe to say that for all practical purposes, he's out of the gene pool.



President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

what a dumb ass (1 reply)
started by goofballfreak
(01.28.2001 1:38:08 AM EST)

thats gonna leave a mark and he wont forget it. he also has a problem, even though he can still impregnate, who in the hell would want to with him? he'll have to go back to raping, somehow!

I GUESS HE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.28.2001 0:03:32 AM EST)

SOLVED THAT RAPE PROBLEM NOW TO SOLVE THE MENTALITY

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