Another Marriage Shot to Hell
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/30/2001
GILLINGHAM, UK - Some marriages just go to hell in a hand basket. Paul Sainsbury and Lynda Eastwood are petitioning authorities for permission to have a satanic wedding to ensure theirs does, literally. The pair have been told by their local council that it has in principle, no objection to the wedding - even though it involves the drinking of blood red wine while those present lift their arms to the sky saying: Bless you, father Satan, I will always love you. The damned couple met last year at an Iron Maiden concert and say they are looking forward to their midnight union in August. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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oh boy! (0 replies) started by beefdoughnut (02.01.2001 9:12:39 PM EST) Stupidfuck, you really earned your name on this one.

so what. (0 replies) started by homeo (02.01.2001 7:48:46 PM EST) iron maiden. satanic wedding. blood red wine. all they need is deviled eggs and ham.

oh boy (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (02.01.2001 11:08:36 AM EST) People like these should be rounded up and SET ON FIRE! I guess it would be easy enough to get them all in one place- advertise a free concert or something. jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

oh boy (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (02.01.2001 11:07:53 AM EST) People like these should be rounded up and SET ON FIRE! I guess it would be easy enough to get them all in one place- advertise a free concert or something. jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

oh boy (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (02.01.2001 11:07:37 AM EST) People like these should be rounded up and SET ON FIRE! I guess it would be easy enough to get them all in one place- advertise a free concert or something. jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

Huh? (0 replies) started by barryb (01.31.2001 6:52:50 PM EST) Iron Maiden is still together? bb

inbred Eurotrash (0 replies) started by plumdawgs (01.31.2001 12:10:31 PM EST) that just goes to show you that brothers and sisters don't only have sex in Kentucky and Alabama

Wow (0 replies) started by wickedcircusfreak (01.30.2001 10:44:59 PM EST) I married Satan's sister It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!

fuck you (1 reply) started by htmiles (01.30.2001 9:09:14 PM EST) and fuck satan, You know what happens to you when you get aids from drinking blood? You are going to get sick and are going to die cause you deserve cause your fuckin weak and got a fuckin immune system

wow (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.30.2001 7:08:40 PM EST) you people really do things funny in the North, don't you....

Oy Vey! (0 replies) started by QTKitty (01.30.2001 1:31:15 PM EST) Every person is intitled to their own choices. Personally I think this one takes the cake for weird. Stay sane inside insanity!

Big Deal (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.30.2001 8:24:12 AM EST) It's their souls, so let them do what they want with 'em. I also think the bride should wear black. Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

not the 23rd psalm (0 replies) started by Balzacsack (01.30.2001 2:28:18 AM EST) At this GLORIOUS union I think this lovely couple should include their own personal message: a revisionist version of the 23 rd psalm should fit their philosophic world view; "Yea though I walk through the valley of death I shall fear no EVIL...for I am THE MEANEST SON OF A BITCH IN THE VALLEY!!!" isthatwhatithinkitis

WHERE`S THE HONEYMOON (0 replies)   started by donut38 (01.30.2001 0:02:50 AM EST) SOME PLACE HOT I BET

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