Man Sentenced to a Year in Prison for Killing Time
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/31/2001
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - It´s the stuff country song lyrics are made of. Apartment complex owner Ricky Kees was sentenced to nearly a year in jail for shooting a tenant´s alarm clock with a .22-caliber revolver while he was drunk. After it had been shot, the General Electric clock kept on ticking, and buzzing, prompting Kees to return and take a second shot at it. Criminal Court Judge W. Otis Higgs Jr. sentenced Kees to 11 months and 29 days in jail and to an additional 90 days for drunk-driving offences. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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am I (0 replies) started by klitz (03.06.2001 11:49:59 AM EST) the only one who noticed that he got 11 months for shooting a clock and only 90 day for drink driving

am I (0 replies) started by klitz (03.06.2001 9:35:48 AM EST) the only one who noticed that he got 11 months for shooting a clock and only 90 day for drink driving

If Mankind (0 replies) started by jcanitzjr (02.02.2001 2:18:15 AM EST) is not to busy shooting clocks. We are either pouring chlorine into our gene pool or evolving. Oh well, guess I won't join the crowd.

yeehaw (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (02.01.2001 11:02:01 AM EST) Are they sure this guy's name wasn't "Bubba" or "Cleetus"? Secondly, do you think the judge was his cousin (you know they're all related, out there)? jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

Buckshot all over the place.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.31.2001 11:57:35 AM EST) Memphis: where the women are hairy and the men are stupid. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Shooting appliances... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (01.31.2001 11:50:31 AM EST) Hey, if it was good enough for Elvis, it's good enough for me. President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Yeah, but... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.31.2001 11:28:43 AM EST) The clock kept ticking after getting shot? A GE clock you say? Are you sure it wasn't a Timex? It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

Hey (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.31.2001 8:14:49 AM EST) Hey, ain't he a goofballer ? Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

to the south... (1 reply) started by thefox (01.31.2001 2:36:16 AM EST) this is why you get made fun of.

I have... (0 replies)   started by Shaft (01.31.2001 0:30:34 AM EST) nothing to say about this story.

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