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Scots Sick of Sci-fi Junkies Invading Their Cyberspace

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/02/2001
 
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BALFRON, Scotland - Stardate 01.12.2001. Residents of a Scottish village

are being bombarded by e-mails from sci-fi junkies

trying to make contact with a fictional planet they

saw in the movie Star Wars. The 2,057 inhabitants of

Balfron have become fed up of explaining to Americans

that their community is not inhospitable and that it

nestles in the Endrick Valley and not outer space. The

Balfron Heritage Group has decided to settle the

matter once and for all by setting up a website

outlining the village´s topography and history.

According to group member Jim Thomson, We get

thousands of tourists a year in this area and many of

them recognize the name from Star Wars. I would hate

for us to be compared to the planet as it seems a

pretty grim place.

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star wars (0 replies)
started by mikemelick
(02.11.2001 6:13:51 PM EST)

Just goes to show there is no intelligent life on this planet

Americans are as (0 replies)
started by fettsback
(02.03.2001 8:15:19 PM EST)

Thick as pig shit in the neck of a bottle

piss off

r (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.03.2001 10:54:10 AM EST)

hi,

stupid americans... (0 replies)
started by disposablehero
(02.02.2001 4:31:07 PM EST)

i'm one of the few smart ones. thats why i'm not a moron all the time. we say we're better than everyone but we dont even know when someone's shoving shit in our faces.

PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

who gives a.... (0 replies)
started by cyco
(02.02.2001 4:28:18 PM EST)

shit?

hey now!

fuck americans (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.02.2001 3:35:43 PM EST)

fucking sci-fi idiots

ci fi (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.02.2001 10:53:55 AM EST)

just thought i would say it

True (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.02.2001 9:21:57 AM EST)

True, this blows monkey dick...

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

This blows! (1 reply)
started by BPUecker
(02.02.2001 8:47:26 AM EST)

I sure could stand to suck down a few sigle-malt Scot's, if you know what I mean..

Signatures are for morons.. --B. P. Uecker

XFL (0 replies)
started by SomeMook
(02.02.2001 1:13:44 AM EST)

Yeah I guess.



I AM the Lizard King!!!

MY DASHBOARD PLASTIC JESUS SAYS YOUR GONNA BURN IN HELL

Lame... (0 replies)  
started by Shaft
(02.02.2001 0:13:48 AM EST)

Forget this, anybody gonna watch the XFL?

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