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MISSOURI - A Missouri man was arrested for displaying is assetsin the crowded lobby of a courthouse. Daniel Everett reportedly dropped his trousers and took a picture of his buttocks on a photocopier inside the federal law building. Everett told officers that he wanted to make copies of his backside as a practical joke for his girlfriend. The joke was on him when he was arrested while in the process of making further copies of his initial ´work of art´. According to Police Chief Richard Morris, the photocopy was described as a big, black blob.
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Dumb ass!
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AcidInterval
(02.05.2001 9:55:59 AM EST)
why would you decide to do this at a court house of all places... he was just asking to be arrested. "Did I just say that outloud?"
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A big, black blob?
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started by
tjshere
(02.04.2001 12:42:22 PM EST)
Sounds like he mistook the copier for the men's room.All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
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