Man Shoots Craps While Playing Russian Roulette
By: BizarreNews	Published: 02/07/2001
HOUSTON, Texas - A 19-year-old Houston boy gambled and lost big time when he decided to play Russian roulette with a .45 caliber semiautomatic pistol. The young man, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparently did not realize that a semiautomatic, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. He apparently lost the game, and his life, all in one shot. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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wqwqr`` (0 replies) started by starang2001 (03.04.2001 8:59:05 PM EST) erfgfg

You guys... (0 replies) started by spankboy (02.16.2001 11:39:22 AM EST) c'mon, don't rag on the idiots of this world. All this stuff about natural selection... it's kinda mean. Besides, if all the idiots killed themselves, who would serve us at the drive-thru? An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

have a big burger pooping (0 replies) started by rogmeri (02.09.2001 10:18:07 PM EST) i was so hungry when i gotr home from working all day my wife handed me a burger and i chowed on it til i asked for another. hollywood says it's miller time!!!

stupid?? (0 replies) started by executivepunk (02.09.2001 10:02:17 PM EST) How can the level of stupidness be so high in such a smart nation??LOL thats funny, never believe a dumb person its just not right it encourages them to much!! ~*Ashley*~ J wohlfeil

stupid?? (0 replies) started by executivepunk (02.09.2001 10:02:04 PM EST) How can the level of stupidness be so high in such a smart nation??LOL thats funny, never believe a dumb person its just not right it encourages them to much!! J wohlfeil

Definitely Darwin Award Material (1 reply) started by gmcbroom (02.09.2001 5:31:34 PM EST) Playing russian roulette is always unwise. Playing it with a semi-automatic...Why? I have to throw up my hands in disbelief. No

Another example of how dumb Southen People Are (0 replies) started by chisox21 (02.09.2001 4:44:03 PM EST) Yee Haw!!! The Fan....

americans (0 replies) started by booya (02.08.2001 11:44:36 PM EST) How dumb can you guys be!! If you drive as slow as you screw, then you will never get it in the hole!

are they related? (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.08.2001 10:05:15 PM EST) Probably the cousin of the moron's that bring knives to gunfights...

Texas (0 replies) started by sweetbaboo (02.08.2001 6:51:38 PM EST) and this is why guns should be banned in the US...to protect the retards of America...then again, it is good, because they help forward Darwin's theory of evolution

Idiot (0 replies) started by sirnotsir (02.08.2001 6:17:53 PM EST) I weep for Americas youth. mojo&sirnotsir

Idiot (0 replies) started by sirnotsir (02.08.2001 6:16:57 PM EST) I weep for Americas youth. mojo&sirnotsir

ass action lawsuit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.08.2001 5:07:57 AM EST) So who should his parents sue? The gun manufacturer, the ammo manufacturer, or the Good Lord for supplying all the air in his head that the bullet suddenly released?

extermination (0 replies) started by zombeaver (02.08.2001 2:47:22 AM EST) this fucking idiot is (or should i say was) at the bottom of the food chain.

Darwin Award from a year ago? (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (02.07.2001 11:23:43 PM EST) How 'bout a Pollack joke from 25 years ago? President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Jackass! (0 replies) started by jake2golf (02.07.2001 11:01:42 PM EST) Probably some wigger wannabe. He was a first class jackass I live for Beer, booze, broads and cigars!

what? (1 reply) started by skinhed (02.07.2001 10:06:17 PM EST) what a moron. who doesn't know how a clip loaded gun works? oh god. its people like him that bring down the average national I.Q. fuck off

he must be an aggie !!! (0 replies) started by cravenmorehead (02.07.2001 9:48:08 PM EST) First in his class

Perry once said.... (0 replies) started by ellingell (02.07.2001 9:46:57 PM EST) SOME PEOPLE SHOULD DIE! THAT'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS KNOWLEDGE

ahhh the world makes sense agin (0 replies) started by happysmurf13 (02.07.2001 8:22:08 PM EST) lol hmm yeah definatley a darwin canidate well was lol it just amazes me the level of stupidity that can reside in one person

Oh say can you see... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.07.2001 6:59:32 PM EST) America allows idiots like this to have a gun?!? Isn't Bush from Texas?

That's why (0 replies) started by barryb (02.07.2001 6:58:09 PM EST) we have natural selection. If someone is THAT stupid, nature corrects itself. bb

Proving Darwin right.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (02.07.2001 3:56:21 PM EST) The best part is: all his "friends" thought he was too dumb to live because they didn't try to stop him. Ha! I can see it now.... 19-yr-old-dumbass: "I gots my pistol here and I just finished a case of Bud. Who want to play Russian roulette? *hic*" Friend: "Is that a semi-automatic?" 19-yr-old-dumbass: "Yep!" Friend: "You go first." The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

dumbass (0 replies) started by radder1 (02.07.2001 3:02:18 PM EST) still sorta sad though

Evolution in action (1 reply) started by rrrip (02.07.2001 1:38:17 PM EST) At least he improved the gene pool. Imagine if he'd had a chance to breed!

that's not a texan (0 replies) started by hillbilly2000 (02.07.2001 12:56:12 PM EST) This boy couldn't be from Texas. We ain't that stupid. He must've been from California visiting or something.

Ooopss (0 replies) started by thelizard (02.07.2001 9:14:03 AM EST) Ooops, wrong, try again dumbass!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Texas (1 reply) started by loudpipes (02.07.2001 8:39:33 AM EST) What's really sad is this supposed to have happened in Texas. You would think Texans would know more about guns. Doesn't everyone in Texas have guns?

newsflash everyone!! (1 reply) started by baphomet72 (02.07.2001 8:26:12 AM EST) This was a Darwin Award winner last year! Wake up goofball... Get me the hell outta here!!

where's the roulette part about it? (0 replies) started by barnyardstyle (02.07.2001 6:41:01 AM EST) yeah, that's a definite darwin award candidate

Perfect title (0 replies) started by tjshere (02.07.2001 5:19:37 AM EST) Because he has crap for brains indeed! I'm no expert on Russian Roulette, but I was under the impression that you're supposed to spin the cylinder prior to pulling the trigger. Must have been rather difficult with a semi-auto. All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

WHAT A DUMBASS (0 replies)   started by donut38 (02.07.2001 0:06:03 AM EST) you know it amazes me to know end that some one could possibly be that stupid but then again that`s why we have the darwin awards

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