Girls Unimpressed -- Koala Doesn´t Fit on Finger
By: BizarreNews	Published: 02/08/2001
SAN FRANCISCO - Authorities have arrested two teenagers for stealing a pair of koalas from the San Francisco Zoo. What would a couple of young kids want with the expensive, exotic and hard-to-care-for animals? Not to sell them for a profit, but to show off to their girlfriends. Zoo officials said the thieves appeared to have broken through a skylight and slipped into the koala exhibit. It was unreported whether the stunt had the desired effect on the girlfriends. The teens,however, were much impressed with the charges of burglary, possession of stolen property and grand theft. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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breaking in (0 replies) started by telephoneman01 (03.05.2001 0:23:42 AM EST) in Texas we don't break into skylights to steal overpriced teddy bears. We break into skylights for overpriced virgins. telephoneman01

Can you say pussy whipped and high all at once (0 replies) started by TheDaRkNeSs1 (02.10.2001 1:36:42 PM EST) Who in their right fucking mind would break into a zoo?? I mean aren't diamonds a girls best friend?? Where in the hell did these guys get their idea from Hall mark?!?! Everyone has fun in the Darkness.

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On the other hand, (0 replies) started by travellerfrank (02.08.2001 6:32:53 PM EST) the zoo would have been impressed with the million dollar lawsuit if only the thieves were dumb enough to fall thru the skylight. now that would have impress the girls. so long,and thanks for the fish

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OLD (1 reply) started by TheLitt (02.08.2001 0:34:58 AM EST) This happened like a month and a half ago

WE WERE ALL KIDS ONCE (0 replies)   started by donut38 (02.08.2001 0:12:24 AM EST) SOME WERE WERE JUST DUMBER THAN OTHERS

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