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Robber Stops to Order a Burger to Go

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/09/2001
 
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MANCHESTER, Connecticut - Apparently criminals have to eat too. A robber held up

a popular fast food chain at gunpoint then ordered the

cook to prepare him a Whopper with extra cheese. The

gunman reportedly walked into the fast food shop in

Manchester, Connecticut, and went straight to the

restroom. Moments later he walked back up front

wearing a bandana over his face and brandishing a hand

gun. He proceeded to herd the crew into a walk-in

freezer and then took the manager to open the safe.

With the money in hand, he walked the manager back to

the freezer, then order the cook out and ordered him

to make him a Whopper with cheese. Police are still

trying to find the thief before he runs out of money

or the next snack attack occurs.

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one to go (0 replies)
started by jimf86
(03.05.2001 9:57:26 PM EST)

just goes to show you who has the best cooks he didn't ask were's the beef Just the cheese ,,..

Easy place to rob (0 replies)
started by DARKOVERLORD
(02.10.2001 10:34:19 AM EST)

Why you ask? have you seen some of the people working there. Dumber than algoreya.

LIBERALS ARE INBREEDING HILLBILLY SISTER HUMPING DUMBFUCKS.SHUT UP AND STOP TRYING TO PROTECT ME FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buger King??? (0 replies)
started by executivepunk
(02.09.2001 9:57:40 PM EST)

He can't think of ne better place to rob then Buger King come on now think about it!!!!!!!
~*Ashley*~

J wohlfeil

Buger King??? (0 replies)
started by executivepunk
(02.09.2001 9:56:54 PM EST)

He can't think of ne better place to rob then Buger King come on now think about it!!!!!!!

J wohlfeil

No kidding (0 replies)
started by sirnotsir
(02.09.2001 6:59:59 PM EST)

and, a vanilla shake

mojo&sirnotsir

Sooooooo..... (0 replies)
started by jedigrrl
(02.09.2001 2:15:53 PM EST)

The protect the company's identity by calling it a "popular fast food chain" and they say he orders a Whopper? Hmmmmm...well, gee...i have NO IDEA what chain that could be!

Whatever...

...besides, i'd never feed him grapes...i just wanna fuck him!!

Sooooooo..... (0 replies)
started by jedigrrl
(02.09.2001 2:15:05 PM EST)

The protect the company's identity by calling it a "popular fast food chain" and they say he orders a Whopper? Hmmmmm...well, gee...i have NO IDEA what chain that could be!

Whatever...

...besides, i'd never feed him grapes...i just wanna fuck him!!

All ball and no brains.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(02.09.2001 1:18:26 PM EST)


What? He didn't want fries with that?

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

shit (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.09.2001 9:04:34 AM EST)

Just follow the fart smell. A whopper makes me poot like an outboard motor.

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

hey (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.09.2001 7:02:12 AM EST)

when ya gotta eat, u gota eat

MMM (0 replies)
started by donut38
(02.09.2001 0:11:57 AM EST)

HERE HE COMES ON THE RUN WITH HIS BURGER
AND HIS GUN AND A DAB OF CASH ON THE SIDE

HEY HEY (0 replies)  
started by samiland
(02.09.2001 0:11:15 AM EST)

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