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 Lush Looks For Lizard Love on Livingston | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/10/2001 | | |  |
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ORLANDO, Florida - A drunken man in Orlando must have had his beergoggles on too tight when he stumbled out of the Eight Seconds bar on Livingston Street and attacked a five foot lizard statue. The amorous embrace snapped the statue from its base which in turn sent both the drinker and the lizard crashing to the ground. The city reportedly has 60 of these huge lizard statues on its streets as part of an arts project and are said to cost approximately $3,800 a piece. Sergeant Scott Boos described the man as being a little drunk and was perhaps looking for a little lizard love. No charges have been made against the man, however, city authorities may seek money to repair the statue.
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Lizards?
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.13.2001 9:56:48 AM EST)
In my city last summer we had fiberglass cows all over the place. I don't think any drunks attempted any "amorous embraces" on them. This guy might have, though.
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thelizard
(02.12.2001 9:09:09 AM EST)
Leave my relatives alone, you friggin' pervert!!!!Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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that's odd
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.10.2001 6:05:33 PM EST)
Did you notice the Sergeant's name, Sergeant Scott Boos, that's almost like booze
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