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Smell of De Feet is Fatal in Couple's Relationship

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/12/2001
 
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BIRMINGHAM, Alabama - The smell of de feet was obviously too much for 18year-old Kelly Green to bare. Green has thrown boyfriend Matt Hassett out of their Birmingham home because the odor of his feet is intolerable.

I love Matt but the smell is just too much. At first I placed a bedroom ban on him but it got to the stage where I

couldn´t stand him in the same house, Green stated. Hassett, completely devatated, has tried to fix the problem by changing his socks and washing his feet twice a day, but to no avail. According to Chiropodist David Elliot, This can be caused by various things,from over-active glands to foot fungus. I advise Matt to seek professional advice.

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Duh! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.14.2001 12:56:21 PM EST)

If you wash your feet, change your socks every hour, and your feet still reeeeek, then the stinky stuff is in the shoe!!!!

Wash your feet, wash the socks and GET NEW SHOES!

My Husband (0 replies)
started by kangeramber
(02.13.2001 11:24:55 PM EST)

I can sympathize with her dilemma, as my husband is also plagued by this unpleasant quality. But, I vowed to love him for better or worse.

kangeramber

What would you do? (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(02.13.2001 0:17:38 AM EST)


Most guys would cut off their feet to be banging an 18-year-old!



President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Damn... (0 replies)
started by Kat25
(02.12.2001 7:47:50 PM EST)

That was a bit harsh.

Kat

hmmm who cares ? (0 replies)
started by daveminster
(02.12.2001 4:22:44 PM EST)

see title for details

Homer J. Simpson

Ouch (0 replies)
started by QTKitty
(02.12.2001 3:11:12 PM EST)

I feel for Matt, if she loved him she'd look past the smell to the man she supposedly loves.

Stay sane inside insanity!

WOW (0 replies)
started by starfiremedlin
(02.12.2001 1:07:19 PM EST)

she didn't smell them before they moved in together....duh!!

WOW (0 replies)
started by starfiremedlin
(02.12.2001 1:06:08 PM EST)

she didn't spell them before they moved in together....duh!!

damn (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.12.2001 9:05:57 AM EST)

damn, that's nasty!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

FIRST (0 replies)  
started by samiland
(02.12.2001 0:12:06 AM EST)

HELL I DONT EVEN READ THE ARTICLES FIRST.

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