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daphat79
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shit ??
Me
I saw that
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.16.2001 12:27:21 PM EST)
because of this stupid bastard I had to sit in traffic for two damn hours making me late for work. What an asshole
Heeeeeey man
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alphagore
(02.15.2001 12:03:08 PM EST)
I'll give you a case quater for that TP.
Sometimes
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thelizard
(02.15.2001 8:29:01 AM EST)
Sometimes you just gotta wipe your ass,yo!!!
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
That's Shit
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brido
(02.15.2001 7:51:57 AM EST)
Do you think that he was selling the toilet paper by the sheet or by the roll. It's a lucrative business if you can get started in it.
Wee Brido Rulz!!!!!
That's Shit
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brido
(02.15.2001 7:50:59 AM EST)
Do you think that he was selling the toilet paper by the sheet or by the roll. It's a lucrative business if you can get started in it.
...I better get some toilet paper; we've been out for a week!
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Shaft
(02.15.2001 0:36:08 AM EST)
Am I wrong for hiding the toilet paper if my roommate doesn't want to chip in to buy some?
By the way....FIRST!!!
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