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Funeral Director Gets Live One In The Sack

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/16/2001
 
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ASHLAND, Massachusetts - When emergency technicians found the the body of a 39

year-old woman slumped in a bathtub next to an empty

bottle of sleeping pills, they assumed she was dead.

So did funeral director John Matarese to whom the

apparent corpse was delivered in a body bag. He

revised his assessment when he heard gurgling noises

coming from the bag. It scared me half to death, he

said. The girl was alive. Police and emergency

technicians were unable to detect any signs of life

when they found the woman three and a half hours

earlier. She apparently overdosed on pills, police

said. The state Department of Public Health is

investigating to determine whether emergency workers

acted properly.

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can any budy help (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.21.2001 7:22:30 PM EST)

my doctor says i need a transplant. any body willing to give me a piece of your personal areas.will be greatfull.

Incompetent paramedics! (0 replies)
started by Doctorjed
(02.21.2001 2:55:52 PM EST)

If you are a paramedic and you can't tell if someone is alive or dead, please for the sake of the rest of the world quit your job and find something where you don't have to send live people to the morgue.

The Doctor is in

this is true!! (0 replies)
started by lapiazza
(02.21.2001 12:29:37 PM EST)

I saw this story on t.v. I think it was extra or something this story is actually true!

time to leave (0 replies)
started by jakefm
(02.21.2001 9:01:26 AM EST)

when you hear someone on a body bag wakes up thats when you leave the funeral work and find a new job I live in MA and remeber seeing this story on the news

i knew that bitch (0 replies)
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(02.19.2001 8:11:14 PM EST)

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(02.17.2001 2:17:30 PM EST)

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(02.17.2001 11:49:58 AM EST)

I heard this story on the radio when it first broke... pretty scary..

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I hate it when people click on "Submit Your Message" twice... Stupid Newbies...

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This is one of the hardest sites I'v ever been on this year and last Peace ...

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(02.16.2001 11:29:16 AM EST)

I thought this was going to be a necrophiliac story.

An orgasm will cure a headache. Take two. I recommend 'extra strength.'

Saw this (0 replies)
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(02.16.2001 8:59:37 AM EST)

Saw this story on Dateline....

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I feel happy... (0 replies)
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(02.16.2001 4:26:51 AM EST)


... I want to go for a walk...

What a way to wake up, in a body bag. That's gotta suck, like a Hoover with a crevice attachment.

I'm not dead yet... (2 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(02.16.2001 2:33:05 AM EST)


...I'm getting better...



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(02.16.2001 0:59:27 AM EST)

this feels weird being first but I am and you suck.......LOL

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