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"I appreciate people's opinions, but I'm more interested in news. And the best way to get the news is from objective sources, and the most objective sources I have are people on my staff who tell me what's happening in the world." —Bush, redefining "objectivity." Source: CNN, "Bush 'Not Paying Attention' to Democratic Race: President Getting His News From Aides," Sept. 23, 2003
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"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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#184 The most used letters in the English language are E, T, A, O, I and N.
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teeth are is so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Q. Did you hear about the Polish Special Forces?
A. They raided Macy's because they heard Bed Linen was on the 4th floor.
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 Thief Takes Flying Leap and Lands in Long Arms of the Law | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/17/2001 | | |  |
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JASPER, Indiana - In an incredible coincidence of timing, a fleeingburglar took a giant leap of faith and landed right in the long arms of the law, literally. Trent Carie, 21, was inside the Main Street Restaurant & Bar when a passing police officer spotted him and suspected a robbery was underway. According to Sgt. Mike Fowler, Carie ran from the store and jumped over a tall fence only to land in the arms of another officer and a trooper who had just arrived at the scene. Carie is believed to be the culprit of at least a dozen burglaries of several businesses in the area in recent weeks.
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duh!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.18.2001 1:18:41 PM EST)
sounds like something that would happen in jasper! those dumbasses!!
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oops
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.17.2001 2:39:17 PM EST)
i believe i can fly... i believe i can touch the sky...
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I've been to
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thelizard
(02.17.2001 11:42:53 AM EST)
I've been to Jasper, and I've eaten at that place. The food was preety damn good. There is nothing to do there but get drunk and get in trouble.Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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