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GM Makes Delicious New Partnership

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/18/2001
 
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AUSTIN, Minn. - In addition to factory air and leather bucket seats,

your new GM automobile will also likely include pork

shoulders. This is the result of a recent partnership

between General Motors Corp. and Hormel, the company

that makes Spam. The glue that holds this partnership

together is a miracle binding agent made from pork and

turkey byproducts. The animal protein collagen

extracted from these byproducts is ideal for creating

the sand molds used to caste metal parts. In the past,

said Hormel president Joel Johnson, toxic chemicals

have been used to bind sand to create molds. The sand

they bind is not recyclable, and this presents

a severe pollution problem. The new GMBond is an

alternative to those chemicals.

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Ummmm.... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.19.2001 9:53:59 PM EST)

This may pose a problem for those of us who are vegetarians and vegans...

A new saying... (0 replies)
started by LeonardFong
(02.19.2001 2:28:05 PM EST)


Like time through the hourglass so is the sands we bind.

Leonard Fong....Chinese Dutch Uncle

that's just SUPER!! (0 replies)
started by beckdaddy
(02.18.2001 4:12:22 AM EST)

the next time i get stuck in a blizzard, i can eat my interior to stay alive!! Thanks, GM!!

"Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world" -Robert Hunter

friendship (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.18.2001 3:33:51 AM EST)

hallo friens . iam kshif soni .from pakistan . iam business man . 25 m/

Mmmmm (3 replies)  
started by cheeseball
(02.18.2001 0:36:56 AM EST)


A car made with pork products!

Spam-a-licious!

Work, the curse of the drinking class.

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