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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
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 Shriners Take It In The Chops For Taking It In The Chops | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 02/19/2001 | | |  |
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WINNIPEG, Manitoba - A group of Shriners has sparked a major uproar inWinnipeg after it was reported the fez-festooned members held a men-only fundraiser for sick children that featured nude dancers and public sex acts. The controversy erupted following newspaper reports that a Gentlemen´s Dinner fundraiser, organized by the Shriners´ motor patrol unit, included two nude dancers who climbed on top of a banquet table where several men touched and engaged in oral sex with them in front of hundreds of male guests.
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clinton
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jimf86
(03.05.2001 9:49:32 PM EST)
as you can see bill clinton said i never had sex with that girl ... so prove that was sex.?
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SWEET.
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.19.2001 6:18:51 PM EST)
Good Ol' Canadians! They know how to raise the right amount of cash!
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Sick 'ol guys
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milhousse
(02.19.2001 5:27:47 PM EST)
Yea, i live in Winnipeg, and was at that place the day before (Silverados) . Sick 'ol men. Oh well, if those old guys could get some at their age, all the power to 'em. By the way, the Shriners motorcycles will be going on sale after that group is disbanded, so you can probably get them for cheap! For Real! Just don't forget to wash the seat!!!Uh huh
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If ?.....
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started by
LeonardFong
(02.19.2001 2:02:11 PM EST)
If they made money for the sick kids then God bless those guys.
Its a dirty job but someone's got to do it.Leonard Fong....Chinese Dutch Uncle
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Makes sense to me
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tjshere
(02.19.2001 7:35:15 AM EST)
Men performing oral sex on nude dancers to aid sick children. What could be more patriotic?
I can just hear those guys telling their wives, "Honest honey, I didn't WANT to do it. I had to for the sake of those poor kids."All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
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WAS BILL THERE
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.19.2001 0:23:45 AM EST)
SURELY BILL CLINTON WAS THERE!
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Huh
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samiland
(02.19.2001 0:11:38 AM EST)
doesnt tell you what sex were the dancers.
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