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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/21/2001
 
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New York - A former student of the State University of New York at New Paltz has just won a sexual harassment suit against a professor who called her Monica Lewinsky. The student, Inbal Hayut, claimed the teacher created a sexually hostile environment by repeatedly making comments which associated [her] with some of Lewinsky´s more notorious conduct. Professor Alex Young was accused of saying, How was your weekend with Bill, Monica, and I´ll give you a cigar later. All these comments were made in front of the entire class. She´s a sweet girl and this was very difficult for her, said her lawyer. Some of the students didn´t know her by any other name but Monica. Young´s lawyer called the harassment charge ridiculous. This is political correctness taken to the extreme, he said. However the most ridiculous comment was made by Lewinsky´s spokeswoman who said, Monica is dismayed this incident ever occurred...when people hear her name now, they think Monica Lewinsky handbag designer, and entrepreneur.

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Handbags???? (0 replies)
started by alphagore
(02.23.2001 9:49:33 AM EST)

I thought she switched to hand jobs.

Oh sure... that's what I think of.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(02.21.2001 6:09:12 PM EST)


And I think all the handbags come with a personalized cigar.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

MONICA MAKES HANDBAGS???? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.21.2001 1:37:15 PM EST)

I didn't know that is what I thought when I heard her name!!! I thought that I still associated her with slut!!! gee am I slow today... lol

god bless aMERICA (0 replies)
started by bradadam
(02.21.2001 11:44:47 AM EST)

I love ms. lewinsky she sux a really good cock......mm mm mangia

What the??? (0 replies)
started by QTKitty
(02.21.2001 9:38:38 AM EST)

I agree whole heartedly with Brahmazone. I didn't even know she designed handbags.

Stay sane inside insanity!

What?!?! (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.21.2001 7:48:15 AM EST)

That is dumb!!!

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Hmmmmm (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(02.21.2001 3:24:47 AM EST)

I guess it's not very nice to call someone a cocksucker, but I'm not sure it's worth suing over.

All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

Boy, that was a big waste of time, wasn't it?  LMAO!

more like.. (0 replies)
started by XorsistXtreme
(02.21.2001 3:18:51 AM EST)

handjob designer... if that makes any sense...

Handbag Designer? (1 reply)
started by brahmazone
(02.21.2001 1:44:59 AM EST)

People now think of her as a handbag designer or entrepreneur??? I still pretty much think of her as the skank who sucked Slick Willy's dick!

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started by TheLitt
(02.21.2001 0:01:07 AM EST)

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