The World´s Heaviest Raccoon Keeps Getting Heavier
By: BizarreNews	Published: 02/23/2001
PALMERTON, PA - In another Bizarre Animal Story we are fascinated by Bandit, the Guinness Book of World Records holder of the feat...World´s Heaviest Raccoon. But now the there is cause for alarm as Bandit just keeps getting bigger! Weighing in at 64.9 pounds, owner, Deborah Klitsch, has tried putting the blubbery Bandit on a diet but the beachball-sized creature doesn´t like the dry cat food she gives him, so he frequently gets in the cabinets and goes after (potato) chips, she said. Now the vet thinks he may have an inactive thyroid. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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yikes (0 replies) started by Thorwalter7 (02.26.2001 3:38:02 PM EST) That sounds like my aunt and my cousin, they both have "inactive thyroids." WOW!!!! That was sweet

bandit129168 (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.24.2001 11:31:38 PM EST) ygij5edoiitgfiigfuioi

Good news (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.24.2001 6:38:32 PM EST) Good news for rednecks. Once this racoon dies, they will have enough meat to last them through the year!

Fat Chance! (0 replies) started by johnsoncreak (02.24.2001 0:14:14 AM EST) Raccoons, or as we call them down here in the Hill Country, "Road Kill", are useful to us here at johnsoncreak, namely, Catfish CHUM! Let us slice & dice 'ole Bandit, strew his 'leavins out randomly, and Voila, 25 lb. Catfish!! Actually, It's ree-venge for the 'Cats, since 'Coons regularly eat the dead 'Cats washed up on shore. So there you have it, fellow Goofballs. Bandit is wanted, as 'Cat chum. (don't want no complaining from you greens, this is 'jus recyclin, huh?)

Racoon. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (02.23.2001 7:20:16 PM EST) Back in the fiftys. My dad shot a racoon that weighed over seventy pounds!!!!!! So I do not think that racoon is the largest.

Pic of Racoon... (1 reply) started by OliverClozoff (02.23.2001 1:11:37 PM EST) See my post on the Member's Message Board for the pic. President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Wow. That's a lot of 'coon! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (02.23.2001 10:53:55 AM EST) "Inactive thyroid"?? Yeah, that's it. The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

See picture here (0 replies) started by Marvin (02.23.2001 9:57:30 AM EST) Though it doesnt look anything out of the ordinary. Here is the link to copy and paste :- http://www.aldha.org/raccoon.htm

Yeah but (0 replies) started by thelizard (02.23.2001 8:26:27 AM EST) Yeah, but can you eat it? Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Why don´t they have a pic (1 reply) started by sal1981 (02.23.2001 4:31:02 AM EST) Why don´t they have a picture of this HUGE racoon? It would be great to see it, lol. Goofball site is funny

64lbs?!?! (0 replies)   started by paranorml (02.23.2001 0:09:06 AM EST) Shit, that racoon could eat a small child!

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