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Ingested Dough Not Too Hard for Smuggler to Swallow

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/26/2001
 
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COLOMBIA - A wad of dough was obviously not too hard for a Colombian man to swallow. Alejandro Londono, 25, was arrested for money laundering at an airport in the western city of Pereira after allegedly swallowing $40,000 and trying to smuggle it into the country. Apparently Londono packed the cash inside fingers cut from latex surgical gloves, each of which contained notes of eight denominations, and swallowed them.

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Some doctors think... (0 replies)
started by travellerfrank
(03.12.2001 3:40:56 PM EST)

Wasn't there a commercial a while back about doctors and nurses commenting on their patient having money coming out of his wazoo?

Looks like it was a documentary instead.

so long,and thanks for the fish

small condrums (0 replies)
started by jimf86
(03.05.2001 9:32:29 PM EST)

why put in your mouth what is comeing out your ass just stick up there in the first place ...

hello (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.02.2001 6:01:30 PM EST)

hello

Smelly money (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 8:21:14 PM EST)

I would hate to be the cop that had to wait there for the money to come out.

WOW! (0 replies)
started by SpongeMonkey
(02.27.2001 5:56:07 PM EST)

Never mind the smuggling bit, how the hell do you swallow $40,000????

Living like there's no tomorrow, Sponge.....

nasty (0 replies)
started by ibeamit
(02.27.2001 3:44:51 PM EST)

Thsat ones kinda hard to swallow!!!

??????? (0 replies)
started by QTKitty
(02.26.2001 8:35:28 AM EST)

How on earth did they find it if he swallowed it??
oh wait never mind

Stay sane inside insanity!

ya right (1 reply)  
started by samiland
(02.26.2001 0:16:30 AM EST)

what is the point of smuggling money why not put it in you pocket?

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