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Japanese Hard on Chinese Viagra Contraband

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 02/27/2001
 
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TOKYO - A soft drink containing the active ingredient of the impotence drug Viagra has been banned by Japanese officials. Some 47,000 bottles of the non-prescription drink were imported from China last year, and all but 4,000 have already been sold. Each bottle of the drink contained 64.3 milligrams of the chemical sildenafil, far more than the 25 or 50 mg in one tablet of Viagra sold in Japan, officials said. The ban was put into effect shortly after advertisements for the drink, touted as the solution to your nighttime problems, appeared in men´s magazines and on the Internet...obviously hoping to tap into the market of an estimated 9.8 million men in Japan who suffer from erectile dysfunction.

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everytime (0 replies)
started by oddg2rl
(03.02.2001 9:48:50 PM EST)

everytime someone is smart enough to find a loophole, some other idiot has to fuck it up....i wonder if i can find viagra soda on ebay soon...

smile...it only gets worse.

SATAN IS A PLUMBER (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.01.2001 9:03:42 PM EST)

HI YA, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A
PLUMBER, BUT WHEN I SAW THIS FREE
THING I JUST HAD TO WRITE SOMETHING.
SOON, I WILL BE ADVERTISING KLUTZS.
COM. THIS IS A PRETTY COOL WEBSITE
AND I WILL BE VISITING IT VERY SOON.
I DESIGN PRODUCTS THAT ARE A BIT OFF
THE WALL. CHECK IT OUT YA LOSER !!!

forget Viagra, I'm going to Japan (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 9:43:54 PM EST)

Well, forget the Viagra. If 9.8 million japanese males are running around with dead dicks, imagine all the women out there.....Whoa..that'll be like making out with 2-3 every nite..lol

hook me up (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 4:16:30 PM EST)

if anyone knows whare let me where
I can get some let me know

I'm harddd (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 3:15:47 PM EST)

I think that i got ahold of one of the bottles of viagra filled drinks. because every morning when i wake up the cock is crowing.

I'm harddd (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 3:15:27 PM EST)

I think that i got ahold of one of the bottles of viagra filled drinks. because every morning when i wake up the cock is crowing.

Bravo!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(02.27.2001 10:24:37 AM EST)

Getting that stuff out of China any way possible is a good thing. The last thing anybody needs is more Chinese reproduction, they're massively over-populated already . They should have sent it to Scandinavia though. We DO need more PK-like women. ;^)

All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.

OK (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(02.27.2001 9:38:06 AM EST)

Okey-dokey

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Ahh sooo (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.27.2001 8:19:09 AM EST)

But Japanese men have such small pee-pees that Viagra won't make any difference.

mmmmmmm... (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(02.27.2001 0:17:08 AM EST)

Viagra is good for you!!!!!!!

"I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time." -H. L. Mencken

mmmmmmm... (0 replies)  
started by BriRedfern
(02.27.2001 0:16:18 AM EST)

Viagra is good for you!!!!!!!

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