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TAIWAN - A Taiwanese woman learned the hard way of how not to
reach out to touch someone. Doctors at the Taipei Medical University hospital had to surgically remove a Nokia cell phone from the 20-year-oldīs rectum after it became stuck there during a bizarre sex game with her boyfriend. Hospital staffers speculated that the phone was used as a stimulatory device because of its vibrating feature.
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Uhhhhhh
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.08.2001 5:28:40 PM EST)
That must have sucked teling the doc,
you gotta wonder what the FUCK they were thinking......maybe too embarrased to go the porn shop and get a vibrator.....
Hey is it true that cell phones lose reception in unnels?.....hehehehehehe
gone deep
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 5:29:07 PM EST)
this couple were haveing sex and a phone got stuck up her"RECTUM" not realistic sorry
That's new!
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started by
Timnsuzi
(03.05.2001 8:10:52 PM EST)
Phone sex with a twist! What ever happened to let you fingers do the walkin?
Live for today, plan for tomorrow, and party tonight!
hcvrr
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 7:57:39 PM EST)
i hope they don't do this when they drive
What do you wanna know?
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sunkissed
(03.05.2001 6:56:18 PM EST)
Ahhhh.....I like tacos cuz they're boneless. HEHEHEHE! JJ
Joc
I like tacos cuz they're boneless. What the hell is this all about?
Joc
Ow!
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 9:57:31 AM EST)
People are freaked out by the brain cancer this causes when you have the cell phone next to your head -- "butt" this is rediculous!
Twilight Zone time
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started by
tjshere
(03.04.2001 12:33:47 PM EST)
ASSuming this little stunt had worked, did they plan to continue to use the phone? It's not like you could stick it under the faucet and clean it up. Maybe this sort of thing is covered under their warranty.
All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
it just goes to show you...
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started by
maxblue
(03.03.2001 11:52:58 PM EST)
you never know when there's an asshole on the phone!!!!!!!!
911 ?
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started by
kwr02
(03.03.2001 8:17:45 PM EST)
I SUPPOSE DIALING 911 WAS OUT OF THE QUESTION!
Why???
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started by
reneawilliams
(03.03.2001 6:20:51 PM EST)
What the hell was on their minds??? See what happens when people try to be too kinky. That's what they get!
Who called me?
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doobie
(03.03.2001 1:25:33 PM EST)
This gives star 69 a whole new meaning
cell phone stink
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.03.2001 10:08:42 AM EST)
Wow her calling plan should reflect her roaming caharges!!!hahahahahahaha
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
first
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skinhed
(03.03.2001 0:34:22 AM EST)
weird
fuck off
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