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Man Steals $82,000 One Kilowatt At a Time

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/05/2001
 
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Utah - A 91-year-old Utah man, who authorities said drew free electricity from a nearby power line for decades, finally faces theft charges. Clarence Stucki is

charged with stealing about $82,000 worth of power --

but officials from Logan Light and Power said Stucki

admitted tapping into the line as World War II, so the

total is likely much higher. The statute of

limitations, however, prevents Stucki from being

charged what the power company considers the full

amount. The old crook would still be getting away with

it if he hadn´t called his local utility to complain

about an outage. Crews correcting the problem

discovered the diverted connection on the roof.

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black guy (2 replies)
started by sportyshortywita40
(03.06.2001 4:20:06 PM EST)

so what you are saying is that just because white people smoke crack, rape women, and shoot up schools that it would be ok for black people to start doing it also and just make it a fad???? shut the fuck up with that bullshit before you open your mouth to say something else stupid and find my black dick in your mouth. fagzone@yahoo.com, the best in the game. womp,womp muthafucka!!!!!!!

pinestreetmonkey

so what (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.06.2001 10:39:57 AM EST)

black people steal all the time, we might as well take some too

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well (0 replies)
started by Kimba7669
(03.05.2001 7:01:14 PM EST)

It's too bad he was caught, what they charge for utilities is robbery anyway.
I wonder if he had forgotten he wasn't paying for his power when he called about the outage? Poor guy.



Kimba


great idea (0 replies)
started by doris
(03.05.2001 6:41:29 PM EST)

I CANT HONESTLY SAY I HAVE'NT HAD THE SAME IDEA. THE COOL THING IS, HE'LL BE DEAD BEFORE THEY CAN DO A THING ABOUT IT. MY HAT IS OFF TO YOU MISTER STUCKI

Sounds like a Simpson's episode (0 replies)
started by getbent
(03.05.2001 6:32:30 PM EST)

I guess at 91 years old he was too old to be climbing poles and reconnecting wires so he took a shot and called the power company to do it. He will croak long before the power company gets a fraction of their money back. Way to stick it to the man!

monkeyboy (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 12:34:05 PM EST)

What a dumbass for calling but i must say it was a pretty good thing to steal so much power. but still what a dumbass

Bummer man (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(03.05.2001 10:50:13 AM EST)

Hell, I wish the old bastard had gotten away with it, that was a pretty clever scheme.


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Oy! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 9:51:06 AM EST)

That's like having a cable TV descrambler and calling the cable company to complain when the fight on HBO gets knocked out.

oh boy (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.05.2001 8:59:14 AM EST)

stealing electricity huh? Well lets take him out back and beat the shit out of him

What a dumbass (0 replies)
started by SPOOGEDEMON
(03.05.2001 0:17:10 AM EST)

he must be getting old

SPOOOOOOOOOGE DEEEEEEEEEEMON

first (0 replies)  
started by skinhed
(03.05.2001 0:15:14 AM EST)

well i guess im first. what did this story mean

fuck off

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