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BRISBANE, Australia - Common sense tells us that gasoline is a volatile substance and should be kept away from an open flame. However, a 40-year-old drunken Australian man must have been lacking in that department for he blew himself in the air after lighting a cigarette while filling a gas can. The petrol exploded, his car burst into flames and the man was blown 15 feet through the air. To add insult to injury the he came crashing to earth on a nest of angry ants. According to the police, the man only suffered minor burns and did not require hospital treatment. He was later charged with drunk-driving, driving without a license and driving an unregistered vehicle.
"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war."
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"The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"
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1st, mothafuckah's!
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