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 Scientist Looks to Beat the Carp Out of Wisconsin´s Lakes | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 03/16/2001 | | |  |
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MADISON, Wisconsin - A scientist at the University of Wisconsin is finding a way to beat the carp out of the disposable diaper industry. Srinivasan Damodaran has patented a process that turns ground-up fish into an absorbent, biodegradable gel that can be used in diapers. A regular disposable diaper reportedly contain a crystal or powder that absorbs 100 times its own weight in water whereas Damodaran claims his product absorbs 400 times its weight. In addition, the fish-based gel deteriorates in landfills within 28 days, while most diaper gels made from petroleum usually break down much more slowly. Wisconsin officials say they are hoping the product is successful because their waterways are overpopulated with carp.
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carp / crap
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.19.2001 3:57:54 PM EST)
Carp or Crap? With this diaper, now there's no difference!
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wow
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Anonymous Goofball
(03.18.2001 4:38:46 AM EST)
nobody here posts nice things! im a big recycler tht is in terestoing i dont mind being called an anonomous goofball
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huh?
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wickedcircusfreak
(03.17.2001 10:15:55 PM EST)
Was that last "carp" supposed to be "crap"?It's down, down with the clown, Fuck fat bitches and charge 'em by the pound. I gets paid, and I bought a new Lexus, 'cuz I fucked a bitch bigger than Texas!
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Suck on this....
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willi
(03.17.2001 2:31:35 PM EST)
Imagine that! Even a dead carp can suck as much crap as a live one.
ONCE A CARP, ALWAYS A CARP!
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Dumd Fuckers
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abingrattlesnake
(03.16.2001 6:29:01 PM EST)
Thay are Scientist? Thay will fuck up the world. Thay are not god! every animal was put here for a reason!RICK ABING
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The FUTURE is now!
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sal1981
(03.16.2001 11:40:37 AM EST)
I've said it over and over again... THE FUTURE IS NOW!Goofball site is funny
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$$$$$$
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TheloniousFunk
(03.16.2001 11:31:47 AM EST)
fuckers gonna make a fortune.
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Why not?
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tjshere
(03.16.2001 4:32:13 AM EST)
It certainly wouldn't be the first time that area smelled like dead fish. Kinda unusual for babies though. What will be next, styling fish gel for your hair? I can hardly wait.
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
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hey...
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oxbrain
(03.16.2001 2:57:02 AM EST)
if your ever really hungry, you will now be able to eat baby diapers..."It ain't imoral if it's only oral"
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