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 Birds to be Charged with Flying Under the Influence | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 03/18/2001 | | |  |
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REDDING, California - Flocks of drunken birds have ruffled many motorists´ feathers along Interstate 5 in California. The birds had apparently been eating the parneyi cotoneaster berry, a fermenting fruit that gives birds an alcohol buzz. While flying under the influence, our feathered friends frequently collide with car windshields and crash into the pavement, leaving a trail of bird carcasses all over the highway. California Highway Patrol spokesman Monty Hite chided, They´re not buying into the ´designated flier´ program, either, and the T-shirts don´t fit them.
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drunk deer
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bikerlar
(03.18.2001 8:56:34 PM EST)
Watch out for drunk deer in Valley Forge Park. When the Crabapples ferment in Oct. a deers B.A.C. may be more than your's @ 3AM
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This is not good news
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tjshere
(03.18.2001 9:07:04 AM EST)
I have 2 Catoneaster plants in my front yard. Does this mean the crows and bluejays will be doing a kamikaze number on my windows soon?
I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
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haha sucks
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horse78
(03.18.2001 0:37:22 AM EST)
a few less birds to crap on clean cars
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