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Russian Woman Blows Chance For Breakfast in Bed

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/19/2001
 
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RUSSIA - A 30-year-old Russian couple will think twice from now on before having sausage with their pancakes. The woman was evidentially performing oral sex on her boyfriend while he was frying pancakes in their kitchen. The tragedy occurred when he dropped the cast-iron pan on her head. The intense pain caused her to involuntarily grit her teeth. As a result, the man is being treated for severe bite wounds on his penis, while his partner suffered a concussion.

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hey baby (0 replies)
started by wsensinger
(04.11.2001 4:21:08 PM EST)

any chicks around here??

TO: shut the fuck up (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.06.2001 10:49:07 PM EST)

It sounds like your the bitch that was giving that russian that BLOW JOB

shut the fuck up (0 replies)
started by mooro100
(04.06.2001 4:36:35 PM EST)

if u don't like it don't read it and fuck of u silly git's

Commie Fuck (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 11:43:32 AM EST)

Too bad the dumb fuck wasn't that brutal in Afganistan. They might have won that war. Your supposed to hit the rag in the head AFTER you cum on her face!!!

Good!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.04.2001 8:28:21 AM EST)

It figures, fucken communist can't
even give a good blow job. I wish I
was there to see the lump on her ugly head and the cut on his tiny
dick!!!!

DUMB (0 replies)
started by wally143
(04.03.2001 11:12:06 PM EST)

You hear it once you have herd it a million and one times, get better articles

WTF (1 reply)
started by thepoker
(03.19.2001 10:07:27 AM EST)

Doesn't anyone kinda monitor these stories before posting them? I mean the same story 2 times within a week is just pathetic.....

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(03.19.2001 1:02:58 AM EST)

Old *AND* Lame!

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(03.19.2001 0:23:04 AM EST)


One Week Ago Today...



President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

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started by MeMNoCH
(03.19.2001 0:08:32 AM EST)

HAHA

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