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The Future Crocodile Hunter?

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 03/22/2001
 
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AUSTRALIA - Steve Irwin listen up, there could be a new Crocodile Hunter in the ranks. Sam West, 12, reportedly escaped the jaws of a fourteen foot crocodile by biting its nose and gouging its eye with his fingers. West claims he learned this technique by watching the feature film Deep Blue Sea, where a swimmer escaped from a shark by stabbing it in the eye with a cross. The attack happened while Sam was snorkeling in North West Australia. Crocodile expert Graham Webb stated that the boy was lucky to be alive, because the croc could have gone into what is known as a ´death roll´ and drowned the boy before he had a chance to fight it off.

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steve has balls (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 0:07:11 AM EST)

i can't believe every one making fun of steve irwin. he has way more balls than any of the geeks sitting on there ass criticizing him while he makes 10 times than you because he is actually good at something

steve has balls (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.17.2001 0:06:41 AM EST)

i can't believe every one making fun of steve irwin. he has way more balls than any of the geeks sitting on there ass criticizing him while he makes 10 times than you because he is actually good at something

homo steve (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.13.2001 3:57:31 PM EST)

steve is fuckin homo. i bet he gets off wrestling those damn alligators!!!!

Steve's trash (0 replies)
started by goodq
(04.12.2001 8:23:46 PM EST)

im with the guy under me. Steve does suck

fuck steve (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.12.2001 3:20:32 PM EST)

steve sucks

Steve Irwin#1 (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.10.2001 4:05:21 PM EST)

Steve is soo awesome!He deserves his job! I love watching his show! He is a very informational about the animals and makes it funny! Long Live Steve Irwin!

steve everybodies hero (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.03.2001 11:53:00 PM EST)

I feel that if anyone in this world deserves man of the year it would have to be steve due to the fact that he is very informative about the animal kingdom and his joy for the adrenaline is almost to much for the wveiwers u rock steve thanx for keeping me alive

What's new? (0 replies)
started by thebulldawg
(04.03.2001 6:43:10 PM EST)

Down here in Australia, we battle off crocs everyday.... Just yesterday one came in me back door of me house and I had ta jump on de bastard and crickey, was it hard to do, but i got the flamin' git to leave and then I had some vegemite on toast with some fosters...

(by the way, Foster's sucks, no one here in Australia drinks it. We drink VB... VB = Victoria Bitter)

YoU wAnTeD ThE bEsT? wElL tHeY dIdN't FuCkInG mAkE It! So HeRe'S wHaT yOu GeT...

hehe (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.01.2001 3:28:53 PM EST)

I Wonder if he is gonna be sued for some stupid copyright infrigment

Amelia (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.31.2001 7:34:37 PM EST)

My kid brother told me your jokes where out of this world.

Whoa (0 replies)
started by jbaby
(03.31.2001 11:21:44 AM EST)

That kid's fucking hardcore.

It tastes like chicken (0 replies)
started by willi
(03.30.2001 11:08:56 PM EST)

'cause it is a chicken. C'mon Croc, grow a set of balls and do your species proud!

Lucky Kid (0 replies)
started by PhilGatineau
(03.28.2001 7:19:46 PM EST)

And they say we shouldn't let kids watch TV...

Goofballs a cool site (0 replies)
started by sted5
(03.27.2001 11:09:28 PM EST)

if the pop ups piss you off get NoAds from firase.com

BUNCH OF FUCKING FREELOADERS

DUH! (0 replies)
started by WILDISLAND
(03.26.2001 11:34:50 PM EST)

SHOULD HAVE PUT THE CROSS-FACE ON HIM!

get a life (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.26.2001 10:48:28 AM EST)

Just click close and you can view the page. What's the big fuckin deal. Another second. So what. When you jerk-off do you yell at your right hand for having to switch to the left. Immature Asshole.

active X? (0 replies)
started by foto84
(03.26.2001 4:48:25 AM EST)

okay, it's javascript that is the problems here, not activeX controls. i don't have to disable activeX controls anyways, i'm set to auto decline requests to install them from unsigned sources. yes i'm young, but i do know my shit. i do agree there needs to be someway to support a site as worlddream! said twice, but pop-ups? they're belligerent grabs for attention, i suggest trying the onpage ads such as CNET is using.

Worlddream! (0 replies)
started by SomeMook
(03.25.2001 7:05:37 PM EST)

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Oh and wmmcmaster and foto84, this website is free. There are costs associated with putting a web page up and keeping it up, not to mention the massive amount of storage needed for Goofball's archives. The pop up adds allow goofball to stay online. So deal with it you grubby little freeloaders.

MY DASHBOARD PLASTIC JESUS SAYS YOUR GONNA BURN IN HELL

Worlddream! (0 replies)
started by SomeMook
(03.25.2001 7:01:29 PM EST)

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Oh and wmmcmaster and foto84, this website is free. There are costs associated with putting a web page up and keeping it up, not to mention the massive amount of storage needed for Goofball's archives. The pop up adds allow goofball to stay online. So deal with it you grubby little freeloaders.

MY DASHBOARD PLASTIC JESUS SAYS YOUR GONNA BURN IN HELL

Eric (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(03.23.2001 7:44:24 PM EST)

whats up

just close it!! (0 replies)
started by worlddream
(03.23.2001 2:03:32 PM EST)

How many of you have enjoyed this site? (for free).
Just close the pop up!
What an ignorant bunch of whiny crybabys...want everything for free
like it is owed to them for having a computer...jeeez.

One can always turn off active x controls...but I won't waste my time
explaining how to do it to small brains that would not understand anyway.

Web Pages (0 replies)
started by wmmcmaster
(03.22.2001 10:16:40 PM EST)

Get rid of the pop up web page ads. I hate this and it really stops me from checking out your site. I have not told others about your site because of the pop up ads.

okay i'm back, (0 replies)
started by foto84
(03.22.2001 6:41:20 PM EST)

you're javascript sucks, close the pop-up and i get an 'unspecified error' or 'access denied' learn to DEBUG before you publish, irony though, you're javascript causes iexplore to crash, closing my viewing of you're site, i don't even have to boycott to make you lose viewers, you're doing it yourself!

crappy (0 replies)
started by foto84
(03.22.2001 6:36:00 PM EST)

stop it with the goddamned fucking pop-up ads! you're doing nothing but losing viewers, get with it biatch.

Dundee (0 replies)
started by bullen
(03.22.2001 12:04:57 PM EST)

he's makeing a new one right now=)

Crocodile Dundee (2 replies)
started by Telock
(03.22.2001 1:03:00 AM EST)

I hope Paul Hohan does't read this he will make another movie

crazy bastard (0 replies)  
started by pontifexofpunk
(03.22.2001 0:09:53 AM EST)

bet it was fun.... heh

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