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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money." - Tampa, Fla., Feb. 16, 2004
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"There's just no such thing as truth when it comes to him. He just says whatever sounds good and worries about it after the election."
— Presidential candidate Bill Clinton describing his opponent, George Bush (Quoted in the American Spectator, 10/28/92)
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Snapple Facts |
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#33 Termites eat through wood two times faster when listening to rock music!.
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Yo Mama ... |
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... is so fat, She plays pool with the planets!
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One Liners |
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Q. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A. He walks around saying "Yo."
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Quick Joke |
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Yesterday my sister came over to play some cards.
- Poker?
- Hell no, I told you she's my sister
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