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Getting Nailed Is A Heartbreaker For Tennessee Man

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/18/2001
 
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DICKSON, Tennessee - Tennessee maintenance worker, Joe Kern, really takes his work to heart. The 52-year-old father-of ten slipped while using a nail gun to carry out repairs on a trailer. Kern told reporters that the nail was sticking out of his body with an inch of it lodged in the breast one. He also said he had a good idea it hit the heart because he could feel the heart beat through the nail. Now, instead of going straight to hospital, he wanted to tell his wife Pam what had

happened so she would not come apart. A co-worker drove Kern home before he was air-lifted to a hospital in Vandy where surgeons removed the nail and repaired a hole in his right ventricle.

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started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.30.2001 8:50:50 AM EST)

that was great

father of ten... (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(04.20.2001 1:54:54 PM EST)

I may have to agree with Jahgoose..heh


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*Redneck (0 replies)
started by Jahgoose
(04.19.2001 1:55:18 PM EST)

You dumb Ass. You could have died. But you rather to show your wife your wound first. Got to be a Redneck!!!!!!!!!!!

A wise man never tells all. So live and learn.

Takes a lickin'..... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(04.18.2001 1:09:14 PM EST)


....and keeps on tickin'!

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(04.18.2001 11:11:15 AM EST)

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started by sted5
(04.18.2001 0:11:43 AM EST)

First----- Ive not much to say only Goofball is a great site.

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