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Tanning Thief Ends Up in The Hot Seat

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/21/2001
 
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FORT WORTH, Texas - An alleged bank robber should have his police report bronzed after he was caught in a tanning salon. According to Fort Worth Police Department spokesman Duane Paul, the 17-year-old suspect was apprehended in his underwear, ready for a tanning session. The young man reportedly used a toy gun to rob a bank and then ran into the Total Tan salon to elude police. The owner became sus-

picious because the suspect was out of breath and called police after ushering him into a tanning bed.

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www.wankers.com (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.21.2001 5:23:33 PM EST)

suck cock because you wont shag me

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Uk Policeman (0 replies)
started by wordgames
(04.21.2001 12:33:35 PM EST)

Last week a judge ruled against a policeman arrested for indecent exposure, at the trial the policeman claimed he was unaware that he was hanging out as he was too fat to see it :)

It was in the Sun, Star and about a dozon other papers

Im sideshow bob

COPS episode with Patrolman Peter Puffer, (0 replies)
started by willi
(04.21.2001 1:25:54 AM EST)

"I'm going to frisk you now. Do you have anything in your pockets that is going to poke or stab me?"

God, I hope he says yes!

Shouldn't say it but... (1 reply)  
started by willi
(04.21.2001 0:10:21 AM EST)

Please do not use your guns, officers! He's a well-tanned caucasion, not an Afro-American.

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