"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
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SWAZILAND - Stolen dung from one of the King´s sacred cows in Swaziland has left the former speaker of the country´s parliament in a heap of trouble. Mgabhi Dlamini stole the dung after a traditional healer told him it would enable him to win the hearts of Swazi royalty. He was forced to resign after soldiers caught him in the royal cattle shed. At a council meeting Dlamini reportedly turned down being
co-opted to a commission of inquiry to investigate anomalies, saying he would not be able to work diligently because his colleagues would ridicule him over the incident.
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You can go, there's no fun in abusing someone so scared.
