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Clumsy Canuck Cracks Cranium in Coon Chase

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/23/2001
 
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BURLINGTON, Ontario - An experienced gun handler in Burlington, Ontario accidentally shot himself in the head while hunting raccoons. David Ridell, 35, was trying to kill raccoons in his uncle´s barn when he accidentally dropped his rifle. The bullet hit him in his left eye, however, Ridell still managed to walk back to his uncle´s home. He was then rushed to the hospital where he remains in critical condition and doctors say he could lose his eye. Ridell is said to be experienced in handling guns and according to Sergeant Barker, it appeared that he just lost his footing.

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gun handler (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.24.2001 10:21:21 PM EST)

an accident could happen to any body.lets just hope the man lives

sucker (0 replies)
started by mooro100
(04.24.2001 6:57:05 PM EST)

if he is that good he would of shot him self out right

I bet that hurt (0 replies)
started by sted5
(04.24.2001 9:50:31 AM EST)

RACCOONS (1) CANADA (0)

Experienced? (1 reply)
started by OliverClozoff
(04.23.2001 11:54:35 PM EST)


I guess that's a relative term. Given the gun laws in Canada, anybody who's seen a gun on TV is considered "experienced."



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Only in Canada you say? (0 replies)
started by sluggy547
(04.23.2001 2:10:58 PM EST)

Chalk one up for the coons!

Ouch. (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(04.23.2001 1:01:43 PM EST)


Which came first: the title or the story?

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started by SomFitchy
(04.23.2001 0:07:38 AM EST)

tsk...one eyed jack with butterfingers....

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