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Shark No Match For Woman With Stick

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/24/2001
 
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NEW PLYMOUTH, New Zealand - Folks from New Zealand take their fishing seriously. Take Bev Marshall-Smith, 56, who was fishing with her husband at a beach on the west coast of New Zealand´s North Island. When a large fish chased her lure into the shallows she picked up a piece of driftwood and charged in to claim her prize. When the truculent predator refused to expire

quietly Marshall-Smith beat it into submission. It turned out to be a nearly 6-foot blue shark. I didn´t realize it was a shark. I just went and grabbed it, she said, Every time he

wrestled I hit him.

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I like a man with a big...he he (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.29.2001 8:01:07 PM EST)

Yes I do, oh yeah the 7 is my jello in ur pants is the secret money with your fun hat. So when is the last time you he he I love your nuts the ass has erupted on me he he, I farted...Actually im bored and have no life...You love me don't you???

If I were a great white, this wouldn't be an issue (0 replies)
started by willi
(04.26.2001 9:00:59 PM EST)

...there's nothing bluer than a blue shark that's had the living daylights beat out of it by a blue-haired old lady.

wrestling (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.25.2001 7:05:11 PM EST)

thought you might miss hearing me
talk about wrestling and this is a
good story!!!!

myope comme une taupe (0 replies)
started by jc1KnoB
(04.24.2001 7:03:56 PM EST)

this woman definitly has a view problem,i wonder what kind of cat she has

Dumb Ass (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.24.2001 11:51:23 AM EST)

Who the hell would run into the ocean after a shadow that she thought was a harmless little fish. What is she frickin blind. I mean how could you not see that the fish is that big. Either this lady is blind or as dumb as a board. I wish she would have gotten eaten for beating the poor fish.

ouch! (0 replies)
started by carewser
(04.24.2001 7:49:49 AM EST)

just glad i'm not the poor shark

Tough broad (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(04.24.2001 4:43:08 AM EST)

She probably does the same thing to her husband on a regular basis.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.
Is that part of Australia mate (0 replies)
started by sted5
(04.24.2001 3:33:22 AM EST)

Fuck theres some scary looking woman from that part of the world they will kill anything if they think they can eat it.

umm........... (0 replies)  
started by butchy
(04.24.2001 0:10:39 AM EST)

this was on about 2 years ago, it was just on the "two years ago list"

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