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Aussie´s Retrieve Beer Bottles From Down Under

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/25/2001
 
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SYDNEY, Australia - You may have counted bottles of beer on the wall, but have you ever counted them from a river bed? Residents in Sydney, Australia had the opportunity to do just that after a delivery truck carrying 24,000 bottles of beer plunged into the Tweed River. The delivery truck lost a wheel and crashed into the river. The truck was later salvaged, but half its contents remained in the river. That is when many people volunteered to retrieve the precious cargo. Some people donned scuba gear to retrieve the bottles, while others dove straight in. One man reportedly claimed 400 bottles. Although police considered it a theft, Police Inspector Stan Single proclaimed, I doubt whether in these circumstances we´ll be chasing people for convictions.

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Musta been a group from WSU (0 replies)
started by slimjim151
(04.28.2001 2:18:09 AM EST)

Go Cougs!

dude! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.27.2001 10:30:12 PM EST)

That'd be me, man! My uncle one capitalized on a grapefruit truck wreck, but THIS would be the bomb!

oh man (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.26.2001 10:09:06 PM EST)

These people are THAT desperate for a beer? I'd say they were a bunch of alcholics. Would they do the same shit if it were a truck-load of Pepsi/Coke/7-Up/etc?

Drunken fools (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.26.2001 8:03:15 AM EST)

I would think that charging the tanks and using scuba equipment would cost more than buying the beer outright. Then again what the hell is there to do in Australia. Especially when Croc Dundee is your biggest export.

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Out of my way!,.... (0 replies)
started by willi
(04.25.2001 3:05:45 PM EST)

I have some business to take care of. When it comes to beer, I will always dive straight in!

Wrong Place (0 replies)
started by jharrop
(04.25.2001 1:27:19 AM EST)

The Tweed River is about 700 miles north of Sydney. With the price of fuel in Oz, I don't think any residents of Sydney joined in the fracas. It is likely that residents of Coolangatta or Tweed Heads (Cities in the Gold Coast area) didn't go thirsty.

Damn... (0 replies)  
started by rook30505
(04.25.2001 0:12:49 AM EST)

How fuckin cool would that be? 400 bottles of beer for free. I gotta move to Australia.

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