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Environmentalists Weed out Problems for New Hemp Car

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/29/2001
 
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A hemp-fueled car scheduled to begin a record-breaking 10,000 mile trip around North America was unveiled in Washington, D.C., at a conference devoted primarily to legalizing mari-juana. The car is a white, modified 1983 Mercedes diesel station wagon festooned with colorful hemp-related logos and bearing the license plate HEMPCAR. It´s the creation of Grayson and Kellie Sigler, who plan to use roughly 400 gallons of hemp biodiesel during their trip. Environmen-talists say biodiesel fuel is much cleaner than gasoline, putting out 80 percent less emissions than gas. The only distinctive side effect bystanders may experience from the car is a funky odor. Most people who are familiar with the smell of burning marijuana seeds will recognize it. [The trip may be prolonged due to frequent stops for snacks.]

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gotta have it (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.01.2001 11:47:15 PM EST)

where can i get one? is that considered paraphanalia?

Nice one (0 replies)
started by sted5
(04.30.2001 7:41:29 PM EST)

you could sit in the garage and rev the shit out of your car-- what a buzz.

^_^ (0 replies)
started by LyndseyC
(04.30.2001 2:45:59 PM EST)

Awesome man!!

*Lyndsey*

hahaha (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(04.29.2001 11:38:13 PM EST)

The trip will be delayed due to frequent stops for snacks! Oh boy,that's funny.That was the last thing I expected to hear in this report. Really....

Pikachu is the devil.

Piece of MIND (1 reply)
started by Brantis
(04.29.2001 10:08:37 PM EST)

hey didnt i see something like that one Cheech and Chong Still Smokin..

Its a good idea and all but im sure it would be expensive or it would put Hemp in a sort of epidemic and that just wouldn't be cool at all..

And how would you market something like that, I know it would be at a gas station but...hmm i dont know it just seems weird

If it aint broken....break it

Stoners beware! (1 reply)
started by silentk
(04.29.2001 12:27:20 PM EST)

The tailpipe ain't a bong. You'll burn your lips, man.

hemp (0 replies)
started by raindrop78
(04.29.2001 11:38:05 AM EST)

that's awesome.

yo yo yo (0 replies)
started by UNCLESLAM
(04.29.2001 9:00:58 AM EST)

let me come.

Im stoned... (0 replies)
started by zilbel1038
(04.29.2001 1:12:56 AM EST)

I just passed this car, and I caught a wicked buzz.

WTF??? (1 reply)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(04.29.2001 0:53:40 AM EST)

What the FUCK is with the pop-ups??? Get rid of them...

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