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"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics." - Austin, Texas, Jan. 4, 2001
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Man Thought Hurt But Slightly Dead headline from the Providence (R.I.) Journal
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#74 You share your birthday with 9 million others in the world.
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is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.
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 Environmentalists Weed out Problems for New Hemp Car | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 04/29/2001 | | |  |
| A hemp-fueled car scheduled to begin a record-breaking 10,000 mile trip around North America was unveiled in Washington, D.C., at a conference devoted primarily to legalizing mari-juana. The car is a white, modified 1983 Mercedes diesel station wagon festooned with colorful hemp-related logos and bearing the license plate HEMPCAR. It´s the creation of Grayson and Kellie Sigler, who plan to use roughly 400 gallons of hemp biodiesel during their trip. Environmen-talists say biodiesel fuel is much cleaner than gasoline, putting out 80 percent less emissions than gas. The only distinctive side effect bystanders may experience from the car is a funky odor. Most people who are familiar with the smell of burning marijuana seeds will recognize it. [The trip may be prolonged due to frequent stops for snacks.]
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gotta have it
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(05.01.2001 11:47:15 PM EST)
where can i get one? is that considered paraphanalia?
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^_^
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started by
LyndseyC
(04.30.2001 2:45:59 PM EST)
Awesome man!!*Lyndsey*
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hahaha
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started by
rook30505
(04.29.2001 11:38:13 PM EST)
The trip will be delayed due to frequent stops for snacks! Oh boy,that's funny.That was the last thing I expected to hear in this report. Really.... Pikachu is the devil.
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Piece of MIND
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Brantis
(04.29.2001 10:08:37 PM EST)
hey didnt i see something like that one Cheech and Chong Still Smokin..
Its a good idea and all but im sure it would be expensive or it would put Hemp in a sort of epidemic and that just wouldn't be cool at all..
And how would you market something like that, I know it would be at a gas station but...hmm i dont know it just seems weirdIf it aint broken....break it
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Stoners beware!
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started by
silentk
(04.29.2001 12:27:20 PM EST)
The tailpipe ain't a bong. You'll burn your lips, man.
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hemp
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started by
raindrop78
(04.29.2001 11:38:05 AM EST)
that's awesome.
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Im stoned...
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started by
zilbel1038
(04.29.2001 1:12:56 AM EST)
I just passed this car, and I caught a wicked buzz.
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