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Robber Tries to Confess, But No One Listens

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 04/30/2001
 
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NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana - Ricardo Antonio Pacheco, a bank vault manager at Bank One, had been stealing from the institution since 1991. Guilt-ridden for taking $663,000, he resigned on March 8th and immediately tried to confess to federal prosecutors. Vinny Mosca, Pacheco´s lawyer, said, What makes this so bizarre is that there was never even a suspicion, not even a hint. He used a complex record-keeping system to keep this thing going. He survived an audit every month. When Pacheco tried to give his story, the U.S. attorney´s office declined an appointment until the following week because they were just too busy. If the government does not want to hear about your transgressions, shouldn´t you be able to just keep the money?

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PLEAD INOCENT (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 3:31:20 PM EST)

DON'T TURN YOURSELF IN.JUST KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

Man, incredible story! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.02.2001 2:12:53 AM EST)

take the bitch up the ass!

KILL HIM (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.01.2001 2:51:03 PM EST)

I SAY THAT WE BURN THE BASTARD ON THE STAKE!

guilty or not (0 replies)
started by wrongwayjim
(04.30.2001 5:24:27 PM EST)

its still stolen money HE shouldnt get to keep it

He should pay it all back (0 replies)
started by sted5
(04.30.2001 8:16:04 AM EST)

if he is stupid enough to give himself up he should pay it all back,
even if it would mean putting his wife into prostitution selling his home etc---------- A good crimminal does not take the mony back.

Go Fuck Your Self! (2 replies)
started by coolmojo
(04.30.2001 6:53:47 AM EST)

If you are reading this then you can go fuck yourself you stupid, dumb,midget fucker.

hahaha......etc

I feel sorry for him... (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(04.30.2001 1:22:46 AM EST)

cause he had a foolproof way to rip off his employer and turned himself in. What a dumbass.

Pikachu is the devil.

Strange (2 replies)  
started by tjshere
(04.30.2001 0:15:59 AM EST)

I don't know whether to hate this guys guts for being a scumbag thief, or feel sorry for him since he had a change of heart and couldn't do anything about it.


I still live my life in the fast lane.........I just get run over a lot more often now.

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