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Brew-Loving Bat Trapped in Beer Bottle

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/01/2001
 
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BROCKLEHURST, New South Wales - Too much alcohol will make anyone batty, but what do bats get when they are drunk? One poor little creature became intoxicated after becoming trapped in a beer bottle in Australia. He must have had one heck of a hangover because he spent a week recovering from the ordeal in the care of a local vet. No one knows why the bat chose to go into the bottle in the first place. According to Dennis Whitton, who helped take care of the bat, It´s not like beer is a natural part of a bat´s diet. I have to say a beer bottle is the strange

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uh... (1 reply)
started by barryb
(05.01.2001 1:08:59 PM EST)

is the strange what?

bb

A quick change (0 replies)
started by sted5
(05.01.2001 9:14:59 AM EST)

hey PK now im on top---a sted sandwich

I have to admit... (2 replies)
started by MissPK
(05.01.2001 9:07:18 AM EST)

...when I drink too much I become a little "batty" :-)


Hey Sted, LQQK! Im on top! "Second!"

*wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...TLC

The bat wanted a drink (0 replies)  
started by sted5
(05.01.2001 1:25:45 AM EST)

Like most aussies he was a piss head

Wow!!! im first

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