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Drunken Partygoer Causes a Hairy Situation for Police
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - Dutch police approached with caution what appeared to be a brown bear slumbering on the side of the road. Disturbing a sleeping bear can be dangerous business. But this particular carnivore turned out to be a drunken human in a bear suit. The man had over-indulged at what we can only assume was a costume party, and decided to walk home in his bear outfit. He had barely made it onto the road before collapsing in an alcoholic stupor, giving the local police a story to tell in the squad room for years to come.
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very funny
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cklras
(05.05.2001 9:05:24 PM EST)
Funny they didn't try to molest the bear or beat the bear like everything else they sneak up on
And it gets worse...
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tar1
(05.05.2001 2:17:20 PM EST)
these cops were so stupid they reported the guy drunk 18 litres of beer. If you drink that you're very fucking dead.
Dutch bears?
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willi
(05.05.2001 3:33:25 AM EST)
Bet they wear wooden shoes!
that's a pisser
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mott923
(05.04.2001 2:57:55 PM EST)
tell you what- that happens here in good old nyc,usa the local precint would have a new rug in the lockerroom.
re I wanna know...
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.04.2001 3:47:12 AM EST)
Is a fat pope protestant?
I wanna know...
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 4:40:50 PM EST)
Does a man in a bear suit shit in the woods?
yes
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raindrop78
(05.03.2001 3:21:33 PM EST)
i heard about this on the radio last week. i was wondering if he was molested by any real bears. stupid ass
yo
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Anonymous Goofball
(05.03.2001 1:49:00 PM EST)
you dumb fuck!
Perhaps he just didn't get to shaving his back that day?
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what they should have done
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UNCLESLAM
(05.03.2001 8:23:41 AM EST)
what they should have done was bring a bear that was in heat to him and taken pictures and send them into goofball.com, or put 25 bullets in him like sted5 suggests.
If that had been
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sted5
(05.03.2001 5:56:25 AM EST)
in the good ol USA the cops would have put 25 bullets in the guy, and that would have given them a story to tell he he.
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1puf2many
(05.03.2001 2:19:53 AM EST)
woo
Fuck this! i got not time to write anythin here!!!!
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1puf2many
(05.03.2001 2:19:53 AM EST)
woo
Fuck this! i got not time to write anythin here!!!!
FIRST
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unklefugga
(05.03.2001 1:27:47 AM EST)
yay I'm first yay yay yay yay
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