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GERMANY - Prostitutes and pimps come in various forms. When German folk pop singer Christian Anders, 56, found out he needed a liver transplant, he was unsure how to fund the expense. Thank goodness he had a young girlfriend. Anders is renting out his girlfriend Jenna Kartes, 20, for a year to millionaire Michael Leicher. The contracted settlement is for $231,000 with a renewal option after a year. This sounds like a car lease. Though she was shocked, Kartes remains accepting and optimistic about the trade. She stated, I will sleep with Michael because I love Christian. Perhaps he can afford a new liver. Why should I feel like a prostitute about it? Let´s call a spade a spade, folks.
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Which of his organs is failing?...
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willi
(05.06.2001 2:41:17 AM EST)
It sounds like old Christian needs a heart transplant because that was a pretty heartless thing to do.
For that kind of money, I'd ride her like a rented mule. Hell, after I got my money's worth out of her, he wouldn't even want her back! If she knows what's good for her, she'd better bring along a family-sized tub of Astro-Lube!
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