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Warm Mother´s Day Wishes Inside and Out

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 05/07/2001
 
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CEDAR CREST, New Mexico - Most mother´s may prefer flowers and candy for Mother´s Day, but how about a picture of a uterus? The seller, identified only as Voodoogal, claims that an internal photograph of her uterus, complete with Fallopian tubes, would make the perfect Mother´s Day present. On the e-bay website, she describes the uterus as: Probably the most wonderful organ in the human body - but I am a little biased because I am a woman!

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Flowers are Passe? (0 replies)
started by outsideboy
(05.08.2001 8:08:33 PM EST)

I guess flowers are a bit pedantic and traditional....but come on, what's next, pix of eviscerated nads for father's day? Lovely.

sick (0 replies)
started by tervon
(05.08.2001 8:00:06 PM EST)

that is sick

How did she get the 35mm up there? (1 reply)
started by NakedCanuck
(05.07.2001 11:14:09 AM EST)


Oh, wait. Is this where Payton lives?

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"WOW" (4 replies)
started by sted5
(05.07.2001 1:44:22 AM EST)

Im going to send my mum a real one.

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started by BonesofOz
(05.07.2001 0:07:50 AM EST)

Why not just show the external view as well?

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